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'''Whysoserious.com''' appears to be the main website for the Joker. Its main page has launched multiple game trails, each usually ending with a new trailer for ''The Dark Knight''.
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=== WhySoSerious.com - ComicCon (July 2007) ===
 
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'''--July 27, 2007 Comic-Con Game trail--'''<br>
 
'''--July 27, 2007 Comic-Con Game trail--'''<br>
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([[Whysoserious.com]]) -- '''[http://www.whysoserious.com direct link]''' .... Next page: {{rl|start|start...}}
 
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During the 2007 San Diego Comic-Con, altered $1 bills were distributed throughout the convention. These bills changed George Washington's picture to include red lipstick and blacked-out eyes (in a manner similar to the Harvey Dent photo on [[Ibelieveinharveydenttoo.com]]), as well as replacing "ONE DOLLAR" with "WHY SO SERIOUS?". Using WHY SO SERIOUS as a  .com address led to a Joker henchman recruitiment page.
 
 
Initially, Whysoserious.com showed a vandalized Uncle Sam "I Want You" poster (see below) with a countdown timer in the upper right, counting to 10:00AM PDT, and coordinates leading to a location in San Diego.
 
  
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=== WhySoSerious.com - Halloween (October 2007) ===
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:Tired of your miserable, dead-end job?  Ready for a change of
 
:pace?  Our elite organization is expanding!  We're looking for
 
:fresh faces to represent us in an important upcoming negotiation.
 
:You must be 18 or older to apply.
 
:Enjoy a career in a lucrative, ultra high-profile field. Our
 
:associates make their own hours, enjoy great benefits and, in
 
:some cases, work from home.
 
:Do you have what it takes? Qualified recruits must have:
 
::An open mind.
 
::Strong moral compass.
 
::The ability to improvise.
 
:Recruits are encouraged to ask a friend with access to the internet
 
:to help them from home. If you don't have any friends,
 
:consider hiring one.
 
:Tryouts begin when the clock hits zero at 32-42'29.13"N
 
:117-9'40.91"W.
 
:<br>
 
:Bring your sense of humor, but don't worry -- we'll
 
:supply the smile.
 
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'''--October-December 2007 Halloween Game Trail--'''<br>
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[[Whysoserious.com/Halloween|Whysoserious (Halloween)]] ->
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[[Rorysdeathkiss.com]] ->
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[[Thehahahatimes.com]]<br>
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{{rl|Steprightup}}  -> [[Whysoserious.com/Steprightup/Pairofjokers|Pairofjokers]]
 
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=== WhySoSerious.com - Operation Slipknot (April 2008) ===
  
 
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'''--April 2008 Operation Slipknot Game Trail--'''<br>
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[[Gpdmcu.com#Operation_Slipknot|Gpdmcu.com/Operationslipknot]]<br>
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=== WhySoSerious.com - CFB Underground & Endgame (June-July 2008) ===
  
After the scavenger hunt ended, Whysoserious.com updated. The site featured the teaser trailer for The Dark Knight and a police file summarizing the events, captioned "Here's what you missed..."
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'''--June-July 2008 CFB Underground/Endgame Game Trail--'''<br>
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[[Whysoserious.com/Laughtilithurts/Static.htm|Static.htm]]<br>
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[[Whysoserious.com/Redballoons/Ineptlackeys.htm|Ineptlackeys.htm]]<br>
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[[Whysoserious.com/Checklist|Whysoserious (Checklist)]]<br>
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{{rl|Kickingandscreening}}
 
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Case file text:
 
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| '''Gotham Police Department - Update: "Joker" Eliminated - All Forces Stand Down'''
 
:Do Not Disseminate - Police Department Use Only
 
 
 
Offense:
 
:Reported Code Violations 7-27-07
 
:415, 594, 602, 136.1, 528, 422, 207, 203, 220
 
 
 
Location:
 
:4th and Island, 2nd and J, Harbor Blvd, Convention Center, 6th and J, MLK Promenade, Children's Walk
 
 
 
Details:
 
:Thursday
 
:Officers were intially called to the downtown area after recieving multiple reports of defaced currency.
 
:<br>
 
:Detectives recieved reports that the money was somehow linked to a website.
 
:<br>
 
:This site appeared to be looking for "recruits" - a ruse that the site's author used to manipulate hundreds of gullible individuals into creating mayhem in the city streets.
 
:<br>
 
:Friday morning, 10:00 am
 
:Recruits assembled at 10 am Friday morning. Most of them appeared to be in contact with co-conspirators online. Those online alerted the crew on the street to "Look up," where they were suprised to see a phone number written in the sky.
 
:<br>
 
:Friday morning, 10-11:30
 
:From this point, the downtown area spiraled into chaos as a mob of depraved citizens, disguised with gruesome clown make-up that seemed to remove all their inhbitions, proceeded to:
 
 
 
:* Form a dangerous roaming mob that terrorized ordinary citizens
 
:* Foul public water fountains
 
:* Terrorize a Girl Guide and steal her cookies
 
:* And commit various other dangerous and illegal acts.
 
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:In all of these activities, those on the ground were apparently aided and abetted by their online accomplices - an unholy alliance of technophiles and thugs.
 
 
 
:Online Evidence
 
:* Page 1   
 
:* [[Whysoserious.com/h b0026ddd|Page 2]]
 
:* [[Whysoserious.com/l flave2323|Page 3]]
 
:* [[Whysoserious.com/b ww489w|Page 4]]
 
:* [[Whysoserious.com/i qqq90e|Page 5]]
 
:<br>
 
:Aftermath
 
:In an ironic twist, the mob ended up betraying their instigator, believed to be the notorious criminal known as "the Joker." A black vehicle which officers believe may be connected to certain underworld figures pulled up in front of the mob, who allowed a pair of armed men to drag away "the Joker." Witnesses report hearing agonized screams from the vehicle as it sped away.
 
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:Officers later discovered the body of the dead clown a few blocks from the site of the abduction.
 
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:<br>
 
:Conclusion
 
:Why was "the Joker" attempting to recruit an army? Who wanted him dead? How did his scheme go so teribly wrong? We may never know the answers: but at least the city has been cleansed of a dangerous psychopath, and decent people can sleep safely once more, secure in the knowledge that we have seen the last of "the Joker."
 
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Soon after the final update, WSS was shut down entirely and now redirects to [[rent-a-clown.com]].
 
 
 
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In October, Whysoserious was brought back online, displaying only the image of a jack-o-lantern. The pumpkin's mouth is in the shape of a bat, reminiscent of ''Batman: The Long Halloween''.
 
  
 
[[Category:Whysoserious]]
 
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Latest revision as of 14:23, 24 April 2012

Whysoserious.com appears to be the main website for the Joker. Its main page has launched multiple game trails, each usually ending with a new trailer for The Dark Knight.

WhySoSerious.com - ComicCon (July 2007)

WhySoSerious.com - Halloween (October 2007)

WhySoSerious.com - Operation Slipknot (April 2008)

WhySoSerious.com - CFB Underground & Endgame (June-July 2008)