Whysoserious.com

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Initially, Whysoserious.com showed the altered image of Uncle Sam (see below) with a countdown timer in the upper right, counting to 10:00AM PDT.

Tired of your miserable, dead-end job? Ready for a change of
pace? Our elite organization is expanding! We're looking for
fresh faces to represent us in an important upcoming negotiation.
You must be 18 or older to apply.
Enjoy a career in a lucrative, ultra high-profile field. Our
associates make their own hours, enjoy great benefits and, in
some cases, work from home.
Do you have what it takes? Qualified recruits must have:
An open mind.
Strong moral compass.
The ability to improvise.
Recruits are encouraged to ask a friend with access to the internet
to help them from home. If you don't have any friends,
consider hiring one.
Tryouts begin when the clock hits zero at 32-42'29.13"N
117-9'40.91"W.

Bring your sense of humor, but don't worry -- we'll
supply the smile.

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