MCU emails
The following is email correspondence related to GPDIAD officer Glenn Barhyte being moved to the MCU.
RE: Departmental Reassignment
From: Jarret Highview May 15th, 2008 Yes, I did receive your request to leave IA and join Gordon over at MCU. I assure you, your credentials are good enough to pave the way for any transition you want to make in the field of law enforcement and I'll support whatever decision you make, but I must ask why. You're one of the best guys we've got (off the record, of course - I can't show favoritism, y'know?) Just think about it before you interview with Jim. Once he sees your resume, he'll snatch you up in a heartbeat and I hate the idea of losing yet another honest IA detective. --Chief Highview |
RE: Honey?
To: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte May 21st, 2008 Hey, Cel, baby - still not talking to me? |
From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte
No. |
To: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte
Look, I'm sorry I dumped this news on you last night, but I haven't been happy as a pencil-pusher for years - you know that. Major Crimes is exactly where I need to be to do the most good for this city. I'll be fine. Haven't I always taken care of you and Burt? I'd never do anything to jeopardize my life or my family. Call me? --Your favorite husband |
From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte
Just for the record, Burt's not talking to you either, and it's not just because he's a dog. --Your angry wife |
To: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte
I knew you couldn't stay mad at me. Rub Burt's belly for me. Love ya, |
Par-TAY!
From: The Slatt Man May 26th, 2008 Good to hear that Cecilia's finally forgiven you for the fact that you confided in me about your career plans before her. Now, has she forgiven me? Well, I hope so, because I'm throwing you a rager of a going away party this Saturday. You'll be so hungover that you'll still be hurting on your first day of work at MCU next week. Then, they'll fire you and you'll have to tuck your tail between your legs and come back and work with us grunts in IA. That is my plan (evil laugh). Get your liver ready for some major drinking, you major crimebuster you. --Slatteronsky |
To: The Slatt Man
Oh, great - just when Cecilia forgives me for upending our life, now you're throwing me a drink-fest to give her more ammo. What a guy! |
To: The Slatt Man
June 1st, 2008 What did you put in those drinks last night? Oh, yeah - alcohol. How am I gonna start my new gig tomorrow? I hate you. |
Welcome
From: Jim Gordon June 3rd, 2008 Detective Barhyte, I've been hearing great things about our newest crackerjack in MCU and I wanted to extend my warmest greetings. It's going to be an uphill battle, but we're finally assembling the right team to investigate this money laundering plague, bust it up and make Gotham that much safer. Looking forward to working with you, --Lt. Gordon |
To: Jim Gordon
Thank you so much, sir. You don't know what an honor it is to be part of the MCU. I just wish I'd been here earlier so that I could play a bigger part in your upcoming sting operation. But, don't worry - I'm getting up to speed as fast as I can. Great to be here, Lieutenant. |
FWD: Welcome
To: The Slatt Man I just got this e-mail from the big cheese. Jealous? < |
From: The Slatt Man
Me, jealous? Ha. Major Crimes is where dogs go to die, Glenn. You'll never leave there alive - Gordon holds onto the good ones. Anyway, why would I want to work in MCU. Maybe in an undercover op. Watch your back. And get that scum-sucking smile off your face! -- Slatteronsky |
Can't wait to start
To: Jim Gordon June 4th, 2008 Lt. Gordon, I cannot wait to start work over at MCU. I'll be there first thing Monday morning. I know there'll be a pile of paperwork to get thru. Here's to doing real police work, |
From: Jim Gordon
Great. Look for a guy named Atoz when you come in. He'll help you with all the bureaucratic crap we have to get through. |