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[edit] The site

Josephcandoloro.com is the business website for Joseph Candoloro, the founder of Ccfabg.org.

Joseph Candoloro and his associates provide legal representation in family law cases in Gotham. Our services are highly individualized to address our clients’ particular situations.

Family law litigation is complicated by ties of blood and emotion, but we have developed an arsenal of techniques to cut through complications with surgical precision, an approach that while it seems ruthless, we feel causes the least long term damage. Our approach includes a personalized attorney-client relationship, based upon each client’s individual circumstances. We strive to be the voice of reason during a highly emotional time, and we work hard to settle matters without litigation whenever possible.

When litigation is unavoidable, we are formidable advocates for the clients of our firm.

Contact information:
Joseph Candoloro & Associates
101 East 11th Avenue
Gotham City

JCA@JosephCandoloro.com
1866 626 8049

[edit] Contact

Emailing the address results in the following message:

Your business is important to us. Mr. Candoloro sees the law as something that should work FOR people, not against them. We're excited about talking to you about how we can help you, so please call our offices during regular business hours.

[edit] May 7, 2008

The wording on the home page has changed slightly. Changes are in bold.

Joseph Candoloro and his associates provide legal representation in family law cases in Gotham. Our services are highly individualized to address our clients’ particular situations.

Family law litigation is complicated by ties of blood and emotion, but we have developed an arsenal of techniques to cut through complications with surgical precision, an approach that while it seems ruthless, we feel causes the least long term damage. Our approach includes a personalized attorney-client relationship, based upon each client’s individual circumstances. In a highly emotional time, we work to be the voice of reason and to avoid litigation whenever possible.

Sometimes there is no option but the courts. We are strong and capable advocates for our clients.

Contact information:
Joseph Candoloro & Associates
101 East 11th Avenue
Gotham City

JCA@JosephCandoloro.com
1866 626 8049

[edit] July 10, 2008

After the end of the countdown on Whysoserious.com/Overture, Josephcandoloro.com was "Jokerized."

[edit] Voicemails

By calling the number 1866 626 8049 and entering in the correct PIN (1149, which is the price of "Joe's Favorite") on the menu at Rossisdelicatessen.com, a voicemail message was played: (Zshare .mp3 file of the call can be downloaded here.)

Hello, Candoloro and Associates! Mr. Candoloro ain't available right now, but ya never know. So leave a message, and Mr. Candoloro will get back to you. If he ain't busy.

At the tone, leave a message. Administrator, enter your PIN now.

Hello, Counselor! It's Rossi! I just saw the papers. Congrats on our little project. Our friends are pleased. Oh, and uh, the Internal Affairs investigation, number 1A176495U - "U" as in, "you didn't see nothin'?" Well that was killed from upstairs. What'd I tell ya? You worry too much, old man. Tell me when you let go of that secretary of yours. 580-3840.

From this information, a new document was found at Gothampolice.com/secureinternaldocuments.

By calling Rossi's personal phone number (1-866-580-3840) and using the correct PIN (9482, which are the numbers which correspond to his mother's name "Zita" on a phone keypad), another voicemail was played. (Zshare .mp3 file of the call can be downloaded here.)

Hey! It's me. I don't need to tell you who I am. Leave a message at the beep.

At the tone, leave a message, or enter your 4-digit code to listen to your messages.

Giuseppe, hey, it's me. The uh...what did we decide, uhh...the....uh...the yeah! The Iceman! I don't like talkin' in code, but prudency demands it. Giuseppe, I want you to know that I appreciate your hard work on this thing. You're a great Gotham citizen. You call me on my private line, anytime.

[edit] April 1

A new message can be heard on Rossi's voicemail. It can be inferred that the "some guy" is James Levine from Thegothamtimes.com and that the caller is Francis Notaro. Notaro is referring to an interview with Levine for an upcoming Gotham Times issue (The Zshare .mp3 file of the interview can be downloaded here. )
(Zshare .mp3 of the message be downloaded here.)

Hey its me! Look, you never told me I was going to be the go-to guy for the press. I had to talk to some guy from The Times. I don't think it went too good. I'm not a talker, I don't like it.

A new message is also on Candoloro's voicemail, referring to the game on Clowntravelagency.com. It also implies that "Giuseppe" is in fact Joseph Candoloro. (Zshare .mp3 of the file can be downloaded here.)

Giuseppe it's me, Iceman. What do you know about this bowling thing? Everyone's talkin' about it. I don't like it, I don't like it at all.

[edit] April 4

New message on Candoloro's voicemail:

Giuseppe its me uh... the uh... Iceman! Let's get those cops on the interview rounds their gold... Those poor, poor, misunderstood, persecuted cops! We need to put them in front of Engel, Levine, everyone with a God-damned megaphone.... oh uh I need a reservation at that place with the great veal.

[edit] April 6

New message on Candoloro's voicemail:

Giuseppe it's me, Ice Man. This is getting fun! That attack ad is viscous, it's perfect! Dent is drowning and we're throwing him an anvil. Oh, I love an unfair fight! Call me.

New message on Rossi's voicemail, from Francis Notaro:

Christ, Rossi where are you?! I'm one pissed-off cop right now! In the middle of this whole God-damned crap - you release another video, with my face all over it?! I got reporters, I probably got Internal Affairs snoopin' around. I can't take it! Me and my partner, we want out! We want out, ya hear me!

[edit] April 9

New message on Candoloro's voicemail. A Zshare .mp3 recording can be found here.

Giuseppe, it's the Iceman! That Notaro character - we gotta get him another medal, he deserves it! Dent's in single digits! I think the Loch Ness Monster has more support!

Ooh, I...I need a good table at that veal place. I'm bringin' the lady.


New message on Rossi's voicemail, from Francis Notaro. Download the past two messages from Rossi's voicemail on Zshare here.

Rossi it's me, Notaro, call me back, I gotta talk to you - call me NOW. 608-3515.


Using Notaro's birthday (March 29, 1976), the PIN 32976 was found for his number (1866 608-3515), and revealed 3 voicemails, which can be downloaded from Zshare as an .mp3 file here:

(Automated)

The number you are trying to reach - 608-3515 - is not available at this time. Please leave a message at the beep, or enter your PIN to listen to your messages.

Notaro! Where are ya? It's Rossi - call me. And relax!

Hey bud, it's me. Hey, it's your partner - the guy who's got your back. [chuckles] Look, uh, I think you're letting some of this stuff go to your head. I mean, danger? Us? For what? You don't kill cops in Gotham. It ain't done. You're a friend. They ain't gonna do nothing. We just gotta be careful. We can't be goin' nuts. I ain't goin' into hiding - I don't hide from no one. And neither do you. Get your balls back and then call me.

Notaro, Barhyte here. Call me - OR email. Whatever's easier for you. We're in the easy business here.

From this information and Notaro's bank statement, it can be assumed that Notaro planned to take his entire family out of Gotham and into hiding. Glenn Barhyte had been trying to meet with Notaro via email and managed to secure a meeting on April 9 on the Liberty Ferry. However, Frank Notaro did not show up out of fear.

[edit] April 13

New recording in Rossi's voicemail. A Zshare .mp3 recording of the message can be downloaded here.

Notaro: Hey Rossi, it's me. Uhh, I guess I'll uh -

[phone picks up]

Rossi: Hello! Notaro! Je-sus! We've been worried about you!

Notaro: Yeah, well uh...I got scared, ya know? I saw thugs following me and uh, that rumor I was cooperatin'...Hey, stupid! That's not a recipe for greatness!

Rossi: Naw, naw naw, that's all in your head. [birds heard chirping in background] We can get through this. Just - tell me where ya are. Let's...meet, whatever you need. We wanna help ya. Money for a lawyer, whatever.

Notaro: Me and Cisneros aren't spillin' anything!

Rossi: I know! I know! We all know! This has been a big misunderstandin'.

Notaro: Can I trust you?

Rossi: I am a stand-up guy. That's solid. You can borrow on that! You're not in any danger. I'm tellin' ya.

Notaro: [car passes] I want a meeting!

Rossi: Yeah, look. My guys wanna get this story straight with ya. Give ya some cash, for everything you've gone through. We feel terrible.

Notaro: And what about Cisneros?

Rossi: Same for him! He's safe, you're safe! Everyone's safe! Just gimme an address where you're gonna be and I'll be there in fifteen!

Notaro: Well right now I'm outside of Cisneros's house. [birds chirping in background] I gotta wait for him.

Rossi: ...You gotta wait for him?

Notaro: Yeah, he's drivin' back with his family. [pause] There he is now.

[car approaches]

[pause]

[tremendous explosion]

Notaro: HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP! HE KILLED 'EM! HE KILLED 'EM ALL! He killed his KIDS!!! [dogs barking] Oh my GOD!

[beep]

In desperation and fear for the safety of his own family, Notaro planned to confront Candoloro at Rossi's Deli, but instead snaps and takes hostages. The situation is alleviated by Harvey Dent, who negotiates with Notaro himself.


New message in Candoloro's voicemail. (listen here)

Giuseppe, it's me, the Iceman. Did you see that bastard Dent? It's over! We should've gone with the car-bomb idea! DAMMIT!

[edit] April 15

A new voicemail in Candoloro's inbox, a YouTube video of which can be found Here:

Giuseppe, it’s me, Iceman. Look, you can’t just disappear. The papers will destroy you if they can’t talk to you. We gotta stick together. Everything will be fine if we just stick together. Call me.

[edit] April 18

New voicemail in Candoloro's inbox. An mp3 recording on Zshare can be found here.

Giuseppe it's me, Iceman - wherever you are, make sure those cops disappear. I think we can pull this thing out but the cops must never be found! Dammit!

[edit] April 23

New voicemail in Candoloro's inbox.

Giuseppe, it's me, the Iceman. I’m not going down alone, Giuseppe. That's not a threat, it’s a promise.

[edit] April 25

New automated message.

The number you have reached 866 626 8049 cannot be reached as it is currently outside the service area. Please try again later.

This message will repeat three times before the line is automatically disconnected. Entering the code "1149" causes the recorded message to restart.

[edit] June 20

It is revealed in a Gotham Cable News article that "Iceman" is indeed (now former) Gotham District Attorney Roger Garcetti. A direct link to the GCN article can be found here.


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