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i think what tarida is saying is that garcetti has to want to arrest batman but we don't he doesn't want to arrest the b-dude | i think what tarida is saying is that garcetti has to want to arrest batman but we don't he doesn't want to arrest the b-dude | ||
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Revision as of 16:16, 13 April 2008
Contents
The site
Upon Batman's emergence as a beacon of hope for Gotham citizens, Gotham authorities are equally adamant about his arrest due to his unlawful vigilante activities. Citizens for Batman is a group of people who regularly get together in support of Batman.
DON'T LET CITY HALL ARREST BATMAN!
It’s like a bad dream. Gotham citizens are under attack. We’ve been attacked, robbed, knifed, assaulted, even murdered. THEN BATMAN APPEARS For the first time, we have hope. Batman proves we can fight back against the sociopaths, thugs, and scum that have ruled Gotham for too long. And now, City Hall wants to arrest Batman! FIGHT BACK, FIGHT FOR BATMAN Batman has given us hope back. He’s given us back a sense of power over our own lives. He’s saved lives. Now, Batman needs our help! Don’t let Batman be arrested. Don’t let the politicians and the corrupt cops win. Don’t give in to crime and corruption. |
Meeting times
Thursdays, 8pm
Gotham City Community Center #5 1310 Adams Street, Downtown (moved from Rossi’s Deli) Sundays, 1PM |
Contact
Email: join@citizensforbatman.org
Sending a message to the email address results in an autoreply response:
Dear Gotham Citizen,
Thanks for expressing your interest in joining Citizens for Batman. The easiest way you can join is by attending a meeting. Check the web site for meeting times. If you can't attend, you can always lobby City Hall to support Batman and stop any talk of his being arrested. Looking forward to seeing you, Founder and President, Citizens for Batman |
April 1, 2008
A new update is added to the News section:
BATMAN does it again! He saves another innocent Gothamite from the clutches of evil! Citizens for Batman has invited his latest rescue, Ulyana Kasparkova, to the next meeting to share with us her incredible story! Don’t miss it!
Here’s what we know – Ulyana was walking down Fleeting Avenue last Thursday. Suddently, ski-masked thugs came out of nowhere and pulled out a pistol! Then, Batman swooped in, with a classic lasso and hoist (a move he has employed at the docks, and using trees, at Harlow Park) . Batman roped the gunman and left him dangling from a light pole for police to pick up later! Kasparkova has accepted our invite and will tell all! She also works as a dental technician and is expected to offer Citizens for Batman discounts on teeth cleaning! Way to go, Ulyana!!!!! |
April 9, 2008
Four new updates are added to the News section:
King James Bible (Psalms 8:2), "Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings hast thou ordained strength because of thine enemies, that thou mightest still the enemy and the avenger." Whether young or old, black or white, rich or poor, the citizens of Gotham have placed our trust in Batman! |
BATMAN BRINGS HOPE TO SKID ROW Life is tough for the vagrants in the rat-infested streets of Q5; violence, drugs and ok. The area is one of the worst in the city, but that didn't scare Batman! "He swooped down from that buildin' ova' there!" said one guy that CFB talked to. "One minute, I'm getting' pushed around by a couple a' punk kids, and the next minute he's savin' my hide. What a guy!" Batman saves the day! |
ALL ABOARD! Spread the word: the Gotham Monorail is open for business. The city's daily commuters took to the underground subway system with a renewed sense of confidence last Wednesday. And Citizens For Batman know why – cuz of Batman! "I used to be scared to take public transportation," admitted Maxine Fleiner-Baer, a member of CFB since the beginning. "But, who needs to worry with a strapping hero like [Batman] watching over us?" Who needs to worry? I'll tell you who: anyone who crosses the strong arm of the law. And, no, I'm not talking about the crooked cops of this festering berg; I'm talking about Batman. Beware, evildoers, because the subway belongs to the citizens once again! |
THE NEXT GENERATION OF BAT-FANS 11-year-old Francisco Gracia-Godinez won the citywide essay contest with his report entitled, "We Owe Our Life to Batman." The 500-word effort details how Frank and his family barely avoided a gruesome death at the hands of the Gambol crime syndicate recently. "He's the bravest man I've ever seen," little Franky said. "Even braver than my dad, the president and the whole army, too." |
Forums
On April 9, 2008, the Citizens for Batman message board went online. Players cannot join the forums, but can read the threads. The forums spoof the Superhero Hype! message boards, a popular discussion place for the Dark Knight ARG. Many SHH members have found their usernames spoofed in these forums.
ADMIN
Poster: WWBD Welcome to the Citizens For Batman Forums! This is the place for discussing all things related to The Batman. This is a place for CFB vetted members only. Please don't direct just anybody to look at this site. Everyone on this site has attended at least a couple of meetings and has been approved personally by one of the committee guys after a face to face conversation. Some rules: Don't spam. No trolls. No excessive language. Bad behavior may get you banned. |
Poster: WWBD Welcome to all the new people who asked to be admitted to the forum at the last meeting. Glad to have you here. |
THE BAT CLUBHOUSE
Poster: SewerMutant Post about Batman sightings in the press, like The Gotham Times had that great photo of Batman a few weeks ago where he was at that festival with the crazy weird name and he's by the telephone pole. It's righteous. |
Poster: Tadarida Can we post video? |
Poster: Sidekick You've got VIDEO? POST IT! |
Poster: Tadarida I don't have vidoe, I just want to know if people can post it to the forum. |
Poster: Sidekick You r lame. |
Poster: dark-witness it's a fair question someone will get it eventually |
Poster: Ns 18 Probably not. |
Poster: dark-witness someone will have a cell phone and get video |
Poster: Ns 18 Batman works at night. He specializes in the element of surprise he shows up when a crime is going on when people are engaged in violence. |
Poster: Amanita Ns18 people have gotten pictures of him and people got video of that guy that was beat up by the cops at night. |
Poster: Ns 18 Batman doesn't want anyone to see him. Just catch glimpses. |
Poster: Scramble Amanita is right. It might take awhile, but the Times has gotten photos of Batman. |
Poster: Amanita Tx Scramble. |
Poster: SmokinJoe It was great to meet so many of you guys at the meeting. I finally figured out how to get on this messenger board. I want to talk about Batman's tactics. It seems to me that he has basically two approaches to a crime scene. His favorite is from above, like the way he swung down to help that homeless guy who was being hassled. The other one involves his car, but he doesn't use that much because it basically eliminates the element of surprise. |
Poster: dark-witness he does like to come in from above have you noticed that sometimes he *drops in* and sometimes he uses a kind of lasso to immobilize someone from above and then *hoist* them. he either leaves them helpless and dangling or tied to something for the cops |
Poster: Amanita Something I don't understand and I was hoping someone here was a lawyer or something and could tell me. When the police get there, what do they arrest the bad guys for? |
Poster: Ns18 Whatever they did wrong. |
Poster: Batfan73 LOL! |
Poster: Amanita Say someone is trying to braek into a car, and Batman stops them. When the cops get there the guy is tied to a light pole or something. They don't know what he did. He's not going to say I'm trying to steal a car and Batman stopped me. He's just some guy tied to a light post. |
Poster: Ns18 There would be implicating evidence. Marks on the car where the guy tried to break in. |
Poster: Amanita And the guy says it wasn't him. I mean, batman isn't a cop, so what does it mean when he catches someone? |
Poster: Ns18 Why are you being such an idiot? |
Poster: Scramble She's not being an idiot, and you're being a jerk. |
Poster: Ns18 It's a citizen's arrest. |
Poster: Scramble There's not really such thing as a citizen's arrest. |
Poster: Ns18 from wikipedia: Each state permits citizen arrests if the commission of felony is witnessed by the arresting citizen, or when a citizen is asked to assist in the apprehension of a suspect by police. |
Poster: Scramble There's also a law on the books that a husband can't beat his wife with a stick thicker than his thumb, but that doesn't mean you should try using a thinner one because that's okay. |
Poster: Ns18 Are you saying Batman doesn't get results? |
Poster: Scramble I'm just saying that it isn't a stupid question that Amanita asked, and your response was out of line. |
Poster: Ns18 whatever |
GARCETTI IS WRONG
BATMAN OR THE BATMAN
WHO IS BATMAN?
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