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When logging into Gothampolice.com/secureinternaldocuments as Glenn Barhyte starting April 9, the participant is able to access his webmail.

Inbox (10)
Attach From Subject Date Time Size
0unknownOff-Shore AccountsThursday 7:42 pm6.46kb
0The Slatt ManRE: Checking InThursday 2:13 pm9.64kb
0The Slatt ManChecking InThursday9:47 am 3.03kb
0department of...RE: Paperwork Wednesday3:14 pm 2.94kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...You went to the ER?Wednesday11:04 am4.61kb
0unknownRefinance your mortgageTueday10:00 am 6.13kb
0AdministratorSPAM FiltersTueday9:59 am 4.19kb
0 Cecilia "Sugar... RE: FWD: Game NightMonday5:25 pm1.95kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...RE: FWD: Game Night Monday5:07 pm 2.48kb
0Mel FinnThought you might like to hear thisMonday2:15 pm 2.24kb
0 Mel FinnGame NightMonday10:06 am5.66kb
0 unknownOffice supplies for lessMonday6:17 pm 3.59kb
0 Cecilia "Sugar...RE: Hey, honSunday10:08 am1.25kb
0 unknownCareer OpportunitiesSunday9:56 am5.98kb
0 Frank NotaroThanks for nothinSunday9:08 am2.33kb
0 Frank NotaroThe Deal's OffSunday9:05 am1.61kb
0 Cecilia "Sugar...Checking inFriday12:44 pm6.21kb
0 The Slatt ManMeeting postponedThursday9:18 am4.55kb
0 unknownGotham singles wants YOU!Wednesday9:18 pm 4.51kb
0 Frank NotaroRE: Gotham FerryWednesday3:42 pm1.38kb
0Graham Jallar...New Webmail Security Meas...Tuesday9:51 pm4.81kb
0 Jason ArguellinoSoftball GameMonday5:17 pm3.55kb
0 Frank Notaro(NO SUBJECT)Sunday 2:03 am1.20kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...April Fools!Tuesday6:48 pm2.66kb
0 Cecilia "Sugar...Sorry, honeyTueday6:45 pm3.01kb
0department... Report ProtocolMonday2:19 pm2.67kb
0unknownHungry?Sunday8:27 am2.76kb
0 People for Ga...Our Job Isn't Done YetSaturday4:40 am1.73kb
Sent Items (8)
Attach ToSubjectDateTimeSize
0Zelda ShoenburghPossible ConsultationThursday4:17 pm5.39kb
0The Slatt ManRE: Checking InThursday4:16 pm 3.22kb
0The Slatt ManRE: Checking InThursday1:55 pm4.79kb
0department of...PaperworkWednesday2:08 pm3.12kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...RE: You went to the ER?Wednesday11:51 am 4.79kb
0 Cecilia "Sugar...RE: FWD: Game NightMonday5:22 pm 2.58kb
0 Cecilia "Sugar...FWD: Game Night Monday 5:05 pm7.31kb
0 Mel FinnRE: Game NightMonday5:03 pm3.64kb
0Subscription Dept. Cancel my subscriptionMonday 11:04 am4.84kb
0 Dr. Tatagliari Hey, docSunday8:42 am5.76kb
0 Cecilia "Sugar...Hey, honSunday8:33 am2.63kb
0 Cecilia "Sugar...RE: Checking inFriday1:17 pm1.34kb
0 The Slatt ManRE: Meeting postponedFriday10:55 am2.81kb
0 Frank NotaroWhat Gives?Thursday8:03 am 4.65kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...Lova ya, babeWednesday7:12 pm3.88kb
0Frank Notaro Gotham FerryWednesday1:09 pm4.79kb
0 Frank NotaroRE: (NO SUBJECT)Tuesday5.52kb
0Jason ArguellinoRE: Softball GameMonday 8:38 pm 1.54kb
0Frank NotaroRE: (NO SUBJECT)Sunday 2:51 pm2.06kb
0 Cecilia "Sugar...RE: April Fools!Tuesday6:50 pm 2.79kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...RE: Sorry, honeyTuesday6:46 pm1.40kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...FWD: Report Protocol Monday3:07 pm 7.26kb

Frank Notaro

April 6, 2008

How the hell do you expect us to meet? I can't go anywhere without being watched by a million different cops, not to mention those lousy goons on Maroni's payroll.
STOP CALLING ME!
--F.N.

Look, I'm sorry for the phone call, but I need some answers and I need them now. When can we meet? My schedule is crazy, but I'll make time.

--Barhyte


April 8, 2008

Hello? I'm not playing around, here. If this stuff you're saying about Harvey Dent is true, I need to know. Get back to me or suffer the consequences.

--Barhyte


April 9, 2008

Gotham Ferry

Notaro - I've been trying to get a hold of you all week. We really need to discuss your partner, Cisneros, and the "company" he's been keeping lately. I have a gut feeling that you're one of the good guys on the force, but if you don't help me out, then I'll consider you to be part of the problem.

Don't make me go public on this one, or things will get REALLY ugly. Be on the Ferry Liberty at 8pm tonight and meet me on the lower deck.

--Barhyte

April 9, 2008

Re: Gotham Ferry

The Ferry? How appropriate for an IA guy.
Fine - I'll see you there.
--F.N.

To: Frank Notaro

April 10th, 2008

Where were you last night? I took the next ferry like an idiot and you were a no show. Did you get cold feet? The deal was clean, I swear.


From: Frank Notaro

April 13, 2008

The Deal's Off

I saw it. With my own eyes. Best partner I ever had. Dead. What the hell's going on?


From: Frank Notaro

April 13, 2008

Thanks for nothin

Looks like you're out having breakfast or something. I knew I couldn't trust IA to keep my family safe. I'm going to Rossi's Deli to take care of Candoloro myself, don't try to stop me.

Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte"

March 31, 2008

Remember when I was telling you about Eugene, that new pencil pusher in the records department? Well, get a load of this e-mail he just sent me:

<<<<<<<From: department of records>
< Just a friendly reminder: make sure to use our new plastic-coated paperclips when
< fastening your weekly reports. They're easier on the hands and they brighten up the
< office, too!
< Thanks,
< Eugene Randall

Can you believe this guy? Get a life, buddy!


April 1, 2008

Sorry honey

When I got home from work today, I found Burt tearing through the autographed copy of your favorite true-crime novel, "The Lieutenant's Way." Then, he threw up all over your vinyl collection. I cleaned up the mess the best I could, but I don't think any of those records will play anymore.

Love you,
Cecilia

What? How did Burt get to the top shelf in my den? That book was irreplaceable. Damn mutt!

APRIL FOOLS!

Burt would never destroy your stuff - he's a good boy! Hope I didn't freak you out too bad.

(Still) Love you,
Cecilia

Oh, geez. I can't believe I fell for that. Guess my mind's on other things. Good one, Cel.

Give Burt a sloppy, wet kiss for me.
--Glenn


April 9, 2008

Just wanted to apologize because I won't be home until late tonight - got ssome business to do.

Stay sexy,
--Glenn


Checking in

April 11th, 2008

Did you take your heart medication this morning? If the answer is no, then I’m going to meet you for lunch and bring you those "damn pills" (as you call them).
--Your favorite wife

As much as I’d love to have lunch with you, I already took my meds and I'm booked all afternoon with appointments.

When did I call them "damn pills?" You must be thinking of someone else.
--Glenn


Hey hon

April 13th, 2008

I got a funny feeling about this case I’m working on. Do me a favor and stay out of Little Italy today, alright?
Love you,
--Glenn

Why would I go into Little Italy? Are you OK? Call me, weirdo.

Love you back,
--Cecilia


FWD: Game Night

April 14th, 2008

< Hey, gang (oops - I probably shouldn't use that term loosely, what with our line < of work - JK!)
< It's time for another game night at my place. You bring the wine, I'll bring the
< fun. Get ready for some killer backgammon (there I go with the poor choice of words
< again!)
< --Melvin Finnigity

Don't worry - I already told him we can't make it. Oh, by the way, your mother's really "sick", in case anyone asks.
-Glenn

RE: FWD: Game Night

Why did you cancel? I think an evening of Chinese Checkers and cheese fondue is just what you need.

RE: FWD: Game Night

Well, then, why don't you go to Finn's house without me? I’m sure it'll be a blast.
--G-Dog

Don't get smart with me, mister.

See you tonight,
--C


From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte

April 16th, 2008

The doctor's office just called and said they had the results of your test from your ER visit last week. You went to the ER without telling me? It's hard enough being the wife of a cop without worrying myself about that little heart condition of yours. TALK TO ME!
--Cecilia

Honey, don't get all upset about this, but I did go to the hospital on Sunday (was just a little off, no big deal). They changed my dosage and I'm feeling 100% better. I'm going to let you cool off for a bit and then I'm going to call you after my meeting and we'll talk about this rationally.

By the way, it's not like I'm a beat cop, dodging bullets every day. I work in an office (very exciting) - don't get all gloom and doom on me, OK?

Love you, love you, love you (I suck up pretty well, huh?)

--Glenn

Work

From: Department of Records

March 31, 2008

Just a friendly reminder: make sure to use our new plastic-coated paperclips when fastening your weekly reports. They’re easier on the hands and they brighten up the office, too!

Thanks,

Eugene Randall


April 7, 2008

Softball game

This Saturday is our annual softball game between internal affairs and the homicide division - IT'S GONNA BE MURDER! Where: Gotham Park, When: 3pm, Why: To teach those mugs who's boss.
B.Y.O.B.
Jason Arguellino-Diaz

April 7, 2008

RE: Softball game

Hey, Diaz - you gonna catch those easy pop flies this time? Otherwise, what's the point of showing up? Oh, right, the beer - I forgot.

Just bustin' your chops
--Barhyte


April 8th, 2008

New Webmail security measures

I know that we've been having some problems with hackers on this e-mail system, but I've worked out the bugs and everything should be running smoothly now. Remember: don't give your password to anybody - not even family members.
Sorry for any past inconveniences,
--Graham Jallardo, GPD technical support


Meeting postponed

From: The Slatt Man
April 10th, 2008

This afternoon's meeting has been moved to tomorrow morning, 8am. Make sure you know your trial schedule for the upcoming month so that we can coordinate ourselves and update the calendar (Cindy told me to tell you all that).
See you then,
--Kevin Slatteronsky

Re: Meeting postponed

Guess we know who wears the pants in THAT office. Tell Cindy to stop whipping you so hard.
--Barhyte


From: Mel Finn

April 14th, 2008


Hey, gang (oops – I probably shouldn't use that term loosely, what with our line of work – JK!)
It's time for another game night at my place. You bring the wine, I'll bring the fun. Get ready for some killer backgammon (there I go with the poor choice of words again!)
How does next week look for everyone? Hit me back with your time constraints.
--Melvin Finnigity

RE: Game Night

Hey, Finn - sorry, but we won't be able to make it to game night because Cecilia's mom is really sick. We're probably going to visit her next week.
Have fun, though.
--Barhyte


Thought you might like to hear this

From: Mel Finn

April 14th, 2008

Seems MCU had your boy's diner under light surveillance. Wiretap showed nothing unusual, just phone orders for various menu items. That is, until just before the incident. Check out MCU3932571. It's odd, one caller seemed to know something was ready to go down, but didn't feel like warning anyone...


SPAM Filters

From: Administrator

April 15th, 2008

Several webmail users have been complaining about the SPAM in their account, but that shouldn't be happening. Make sure you have your filter on and let me repeat: DON'T GIVE OUT YOUR PASSWORD!
Thanks,
--Graham Jallardo, GPD technical support

Paperwork

To: department of records

April 16th, 2008

As per our meeting this afternoon, I am revising last month's interrogation log according to the new filing system.

Sorry, won't happen again.

--Glenn Barhyte

RE: Paperwork

Thanks, Glenn. Your cooperation is always appreciated.
Eugene Randall


Checking In

From: The Slatt Man

April 17th, 2008

Just wanted to check in with you after all the craziness that went down at the Deli. You were in Notaro's head more than anyone - did you have any clue that he was gonna snap like that?

--Slatteronsky

Funny you should mention it, Slatt. I'm feeling mighty guilty about the whole deal. I missed a couple of e-mails from Notaro on the morning of the hostage situation because I went to the doctor's (no cause for alarm - just new prescription, is all). But, what if I'd gotten his messages? I might have been able to talk him down before he freaked out. Maybe Mary Breitup would still be alive if I hadn't screwed up... not to mention her husband. I just don't know anymore.

--Barhyte

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT blame yourself for what that nutcase did. You've been trying to get Notaro to come clean for months. It's not your fault that you missed an e-mail or that the Ferry was out of order the week before - these things happen. That's life, man.

We're the good guys, remember? Because of your work, you've prevented a lot more innocent victims from getting killed.

If you need to talk to someone, CALL ME. And, if I'm not your cup of tea, you might want to talk to the GPD psychologist, Zelda Shoenburgh (no, you're not crazy, but she's great at listening to these cases). Do you need her contact info?

--Slatteronsky

Possible Consultation

To: Zelda Shoenburgh

April 17th, 2008

Hello - I'm not sure why I'm emailing you, except that I've been obsessing over a recent case of mine and I might need to talk it out with you (is "obsessing" the clinical term?) - I’m not a head case (or I never have been, at least), so this is definitely not a high-priority thing. Just let me know what your schedule is like in the next few days and maybe we can talk.

--Glenn Barhyte, IA


People for Garcetti

March 29, 2008

Our Job Isn't Done Yet

Even though Roger Garcetti is pulling ahead in the race for Gotham DA, we've still got an uphill battle. Harvey Dent is making endless speeches about corruption, change and hope – worse yet, the people of Gotham are starting to believe him. So, please donate to the Garcetti campaign today. If you're a member of the Gotham Police Department, your donation will be noticed! We need to stick together, now more than ever.

Your voice in City Hall, -- Roger Garcetti

Misc

March 30, 2008

Hungry?

Then come on down to Rossi's Deli. We've got prosciutto so fresh, you'll think you're inside a pig. Salami, pepperoni, brisket - the gang's all here!


Cancel my subscription

To: Subscription Dept.

April 14th, 2008


I don't know what wisenheimer signed me up for a subscription to your magazine (which I'm not even going to mention by name), but I want you to stop sending them to my house. It's disgusting. My name is Glenn Barhyte, subscription #78226.
Thanks


Hey, doc

To: Dr. Tatagliari
April 13th, 2008

Just wanted to let you know that I've been having some dizzy spells, so I'm going to the E.R. now. We should talk tomorrow about my prescription - I'm not sure it's doing the trick. Please don't tell my wife about this (she's a worrier).

Spam

April 14th, 2008

Don't pay top dollar for that stapler! That would be crazy! And speaking of crazy, we're offering high quality paper at low prices. Get on board the value train. Woo-woo! ***LINK REMOVED BY GP IT SECURITY***

April 9, 2008

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Home alone on a Friday night? Looking for love and finding only losers? Divorced and/or widowed? Then, log on to the biggest hook-up site in Gotham. You'll meet available singles in your area for good times, great laughs and maybe a nice meal. It's all up to you!

***LINK REMOVED BY GP IT SECURITY***

April 13, 2008

Career Opportunities

Would you like to make more $$$ ??? Who doesn't? Just fill out our job survey, take a personality test, give us your social security number and you'll be on your way to financial independence in no time. You might even win a free toaster!

***LINK REMOVED BY GP IT SECURITY***

Refinance your mortgage

From: unknown

April 15th, 2008

With all of the recently vacated homes in Gotham, why should anyone pay outrageous mortgage rates? The way we see it, at least you're still alive, right? And living people pay their mortgages on time. Let us help you!
***LINK REMOVED BY GP IT SECURITY***

Off-Shore Accounts

From: unknown

April 17th, 2008

Hi, I am a wealthy Prince from the country of Nigeria and I wanted to alert you to the financial burden that I am in. My millions of dollars are locked in an off-shore bank account and I need your help in claiming them. I assure you, I will make it worth your while.

Simply give me your checking information and I will transfer these plentiful funds into your account. Then, you can write a check to me and keep a handsome sum for your troubles.

Sincerely,
--Prince M'batoo

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