April 8, 2008
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Hello? I'm not playing around, here. If this stuff you're saying about Harvey Dent is true, I need to know. Get back to me or suffer the consequences.
--Barhyte
April 9, 2008
Gotham Ferry
Notaro - I've been trying to get a hold of you all week. We really need to discuss your partner, Cisneros, and the "company" he's been keeping lately. I have a gut feeling that you're one of the good guys on the force, but if you don't help me out, then I'll consider you to be part of the problem.
Don't make me go public on this one, or things will get REALLY ugly. Be on the Ferry Liberty at 8pm tonight and meet me on the lower deck.
--Barhyte
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April 9, 2008
Re: Gotham Ferry
The Ferry? How appropriate for an IA guy.
Fine - I'll see you there.
--F.N.
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Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte"
March 31, 2008
Remember when I was telling you about Eugene, that new pencil pusher in the records department? Well, get a load of this e-mail he just sent me:
<<<<<<<From: department of records>
< Just a friendly reminder: make sure to use our new plastic-coated paperclips when
< fastening your weekly reports. They're easier on the hands and they brighten up the
< office, too!
< Thanks,
< Eugene Randall
Can you believe this guy? Get a life, buddy!
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April 1, 2008
Sorry honey
When I got home from work today, I found Burt tearing through the autographed copy of your favorite true-crime novel, "The Lieutenant's Way." Then, he threw up all over your vinyl collection. I cleaned up the mess the best I could, but I don't think any of those records will play anymore.
Love you,
Cecilia
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What? How did Burt get to the top shelf in my den? That book was irreplaceable. Damn mutt!
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APRIL FOOLS!
Burt would never destroy your stuff - he's a good boy! Hope I didn't freak you out too bad.
(Still) Love you,
Cecilia
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Oh, geez. I can't believe I fell for that. Guess my mind's on other things. Good one, Cel.
Give Burt a sloppy, wet kiss for me.
--Glenn
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April 9, 2008
Just wanted to apologize because I won't be home until late tonight - got ssome business to do.
Stay sexy,
--Glenn
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Work
From: Department of Records
March 31, 2008
Just a friendly reminder: make sure to use our new plastic-coated paperclips when fastening your weekly reports. They’re easier on the hands and they brighten up the office, too!
Thanks,
Eugene Randall
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April 7, 2008
Softball game
This Saturday is our annual softball game between internal affairs and the homicide division - IT'S GONNA BE MURDER! Where: Gotham Park, When: 3pm, Why: To teach those mugs who's boss.
B.Y.O.B.
Jason Arguellino-Diaz
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April 7, 2008
RE: Softball game
Hey, Diaz - you gonna catch those easy pop flies this time? Otherwise, what's the point of showing up? Oh, right, the beer - I forgot.
Just bustin' your chops
--Barhyte
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April 8th, 2008
New Webmail security measures
I know that we've been having some problems with hackers on this e-mail system, but I've worked out the bugs and everything should be running smoothly now. Remember: don't give your password to anybody - not even family members.
Sorry for any past inconveniences,
--Graham Jallardo, GPD technical support
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Rossi's Deli
March 30, 2008
Hungry?
Then come on down to Rossi's Deli. We've got prosciutto so fresh, you'll think you're inside a pig. Salami, pepperoni, brisket - the gang's all here!
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People for Garcetti
March 29, 2008
Even though Roger Garcetti is pulling ahead in the race for Gotham DA, we've still got an uphill battle. Harvey Dent is making endless speeches about corruption, change and hope – worse yet, the people of Gotham are starting to believe him. So, please donate to the Garcetti campaign today. If you're a member of the Gotham Police Department, your donation will be noticed! We need to stick together, now more than ever.
Your voice in City Hall, -- Roger Garcetti
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