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From the third issue of the Gotham Times:
In a stunning turn of events, longtime Gotham Zoo head Margo Learner was handcuffed and arrest at the primate habitat of the popular city attraction in connection with a string of suspicious elephant deaths. Police sources say that Learner, facing gambling debts reaching over $200,000, offered her mob creditors ivory tusks to pay off portions of the debt. "This is a crime against all pachyderms," said Elephants Defense League founder Gilaed Braverman. "The EDL will push to ensure that this horrible monster of a human being dies in jail." Learner's scheme began to unravel when she targeted the beloved elephant Vishnu for death after killing Smokey and Sam. |