Barhyte family emails
The following is email correspondence between Glenn Barhyte and family members, mainly his wife Cecilia.
To: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte
March 31, 2008 Remember when I was telling you about Eugene, that new pencil pusher in the records department? Well, get a load of this e-mail he just sent me: <<<<<<<From: department of records> Can you believe this guy? Get a life, buddy! |
From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte
April 1, 2008 Sorry honey When I got home from work today, I found Burt tearing through the autographed copy of your favorite true-crime novel, "The Lieutenant's Way." Then, he threw up all over your vinyl collection. I cleaned up the mess the best I could, but I don't think any of those records will play anymore. Love you, |
To: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte
What? How did Burt get to the top shelf in my den? That book was irreplaceable. Damn mutt! |
From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte
APRIL FOOLS! Burt would never destroy your stuff - he's a good boy! Hope I didn't freak you out too bad. (Still) Love you, |
To: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte
Oh, geez. I can't believe I fell for that. Guess my mind's on other things. Good one, Cel. Give Burt a sloppy, wet kiss for me. |
To: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte
April 9, 2008 Just wanted to apologize because I won't be home until late tonight - got ssome business to do. Stay sexy, |
Checking in
From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte April 11th, 2008 Did you take your heart medication this morning? If the answer is no, then I’m going to meet you for lunch and bring you those "damn pills" (as you call them). |
To: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte
As much as I’d love to have lunch with you, I already took my meds and I'm booked all afternoon with appointments. |
Hey hon
To: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte April 13th, 2008 I got a funny feeling about this case I’m working on. Do me a favor and stay out of Little Italy today, alright? |
From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte
Why would I go into Little Italy? Are you OK? Call me, weirdo. |
FWD: Game Night
To: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte April 14th, 2008 < Hey, gang (oops - I probably shouldn't use that term loosely, what with our line < of work - JK!) Don't worry - I already told him we can't make it. Oh, by the way, your mother's really "sick", in case anyone asks. |
From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte
Why did you cancel? I think an evening of Chinese Checkers and cheese fondue is just what you need. |
To: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte
Well, then, why don't you go to Finn's house without me? I’m sure it'll be a blast. |
From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte
Don't get smart with me, mister. |
From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte
April 16th, 2008 The doctor's office just called and said they had the results of your test from your ER visit last week. You went to the ER without telling me? It's hard enough being the wife of a cop without worrying myself about that little heart condition of yours. TALK TO ME! |
To: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte
Honey, don't get all upset about this, but I did go to the hospital on Sunday (was just a little off, no big deal). They changed my dosage and I'm feeling 100% better. I'm going to let you cool off for a bit and then I'm going to call you after my meeting and we'll talk about this rationally. By the way, it's not like I'm a beat cop, dodging bullets every day. I work in an office (very exciting) - don't get all gloom and doom on me, OK? Love you, love you, love you (I suck up pretty well, huh?) --Glenn |
Grrr
From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte April 21st, 2008 OK, this time I know you forgot to take your heart pills. I tied a small thread to the medicine cabinet and, wouldn't you know it, the thread was unbroken when I checked it! --Cecilia |
RE: Grrr
From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte April 21st, 2008 Wow, looks like we have another detective in the family. Thread on the medicine cabinet? You've lost it, sweetie. Lunch will be great - see you then. --G |
FWD: Welcome
To: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte I just got this e-mail from the big cheese. Not too shabby, eh? --Glenn Barhyte, rock star < |
From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte
Congrats darling! An email from the boss, let's frame it! I knew I made the right decision not marrying Richie. Who cares if he's got three homes? I've got you babe. Sorry I didn't reply sooner - I woke up sick to my stomach today. Maybe it was the conversation about your Mom coming to visit..JUST KIDDING! -- Me |