Whysoserious.com/Bamboozle
Text messages sent by Humanresources@whysoserious.com led to Whysoserious.com/Bamboozle, which depicts a Jokerized fortune telling machine.
Clicking one of the 24 buttons causes a ticket to come out of the slot. Each ticket has a fortune and a joke about each fortune from the Joker. Some of the tickets have holes in them. Each ticket also has a number and a letter in the top left corner.
Fortunes
B4 - "You will get your heart's desire" Too bad you're an addict
8J - "You will come to the attention of people in high places" Like crazed hilltop snipers
8G - "You will live in interesting times" Interesting to historians. Like the Black Plague.
1M - "You will meet someone tall, dark and handsome who you will share your life with" They'll route your bank funds into an untraceable Caribbean account.
3I - "Now would be a good time to leave your job" Twenty years flipping burgers is long enough.
4F - "Money is heading your way" But you're a moving target. Too bad.
3L - "Expect a promotion" Expect it to be humiliating.
8D - "You will soon receive a gift" If your lawyer calls and says don't answer the door there's a reason.
2K - "You can expect an inheritance" One of those genetic things that predict a short and miserable life. It will also explain why your ears look like that.
2F - "Someone you currently doubt is telling the truth" Saying you are the prophet of a new religion won't help. The voices were wrong. They weren't free samples.
6C - "Beware of false information regarding a loved one" But that thing about the affair? That's true. Sorry.
9L - "Children will influence a major decision" Who knows. You might have married her anyway.
1H - "You will have a breakthrough in your career" Your boss will take credit.
6M - "You will have an opportunity for a good investment" House of Pies stock is shooting up.
3D - "Don't assume you know what is going on at work" But yes, there are photos. And yes, they will stand up in court.
8N - "You will make money, if not for you, then for an organization" Like the IRS.
5K - "You will unexpectedly need help today, and the response of friends will surprise you" They'll take video. Send it to your boss. Your wife. It will go viral.
4N - "Beware of unexpected windfalls" Vegans are especially flatulent.
9A - "A new person will enter your lift" Your cellmate. The voices will tell him you're a demon.
5H - "An acquaintance will approach you with a business offer" Anyone stupid enough to use a fortune-telling machine will think it's a great offer. You'd probably date a pagan.
9H - "A small kindness will lead to unexpected benefits" After several thousand dollars, things will be mostly okay. Just give up and throw out your mattress.
6E - "Cancel the trip you planned this week" Take the trip-dysentery. Stay home-salmonella. Either way, you lose weight.
7A - "Your star is climbing. You'll be a celebrity" The Darwin awards are a kind of fame.