Whysoserious.com/Bamboozle
Text messages sent by Humanresources@whysoserious.com led to Whysoserious.com/Bamboozle, which depicts a Jokerized fortune telling machine.
Clicking one of the 24 buttons causes a ticket to come out of the slot. Each ticket has a fortune and a joke about each fortune from the Joker. Some of the tickets have holes in them. Each ticket also has a number and a letter in the top left corner.
Fortunes
B4 - "You will get your heart's desire" Too bad you're an addict
8J - "You will come to the attention of people in high places" Like crazed hilltop snipers
8G - "You will live in interesting times" Interesting to historians. Like the Black Plague.
1M - "You will meet someone tall, dark and handsome who you will share your life with" They'll route your bank funds into an untraceable Caribbean account.
3I - "Now would be a good time to leave your job" Twenty years flipping burgers is long enough.
4F - "Money is heading your way" But you're a moving target. Too bad.
3L - "Expect a promotion" Expect it to be humiliating.
8D - "You will soon receive a gift" If your lawyer calls and says don't answer the door there's a reason.
2K - "You can expect an inheritance" One of those genetic things that predict a short and miserable life. It will also explain why your ears look like that.