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0 | The Slatt Man | RE: Goodbye, cruel world | Friday | 4:29pm | 5.26kb | |
0 | Jim Gordon | RE: Can’t wait to start | Thursday | 8:12 am | 3.45kb | |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | RE: FWD: Welcome | Tuesday | 12:04 pm | 4.59kb | |
0 | The Slatt Man | RE: FWD: Welcome | Tuesday | 9:04 am | 3.61kb | |
0 | Jim Gordon | Welcome | Tuesday | 7:15 am | 2.61kb | |
0 | user unknown | Take a bite out of high dental bills! | Thursday | 4:18 pm | 6.91kb | |
0 | The Slatt Man | Par-TAY! | Monday | 2:38 pm | 5.26kb | |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | RE: Honey? | Wednesday | 6:02 pm | 2.13kb | |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | RE: Honey? | Wednesday | 5:25 pm | .63kb | |
0 | Jarret Highview | RE: Departmental Reassignment | Thursday | 3:28 pm | 8.94kb | |
0 | Zelda Shoenburgh | Your Missed Appointment | Monday | 11:04 am | 7.58kb | |
0 | The Slatt Man | RE: Goin' Crazy - Want To Come? | Wednesday | 7:05 pm | 1.51kb | |
0 | Administrator | System Maintenance | Tuesday | 9:29 am | 3.21kb | |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | RE: FWD: RE: Possible Consultation | Thursday | 10:33 am | 3.81kb | |
0 | user unknown | See the Serengeti | Thursday | 7:49 am | 4.65kb | |
0 | Zelda Shoenburgh | RE: Possible Consultation | Wednesday | 3:12 pm | 3.18kb | |
0 | Administrator | Your Email Account | Monday | 11:51 am | 3.79kb | |
0 | Mom | How do I get on the computer? | Sunday | 11:13am | 2.05kb | |
0 | Prince Nakboo | Please help me! | Thursday | 1:29 am | 6.29kb | |
0 | Greta Anne Barhyte | Thanks so much son! | Wednesday | 11:12 am | 7.31kb | |
0 | Sylvio Annavariano | Time to cough up, boys | Tuesday | 1:11 pm | 8.01kb | |
0 | Administrator | Autoresponse – SYSTEM... | Monday | 4:14 pm | 6.76kb | |
0 | Zelda Shoenburgh | RE: Possible Consultation | Monday | 10:17 am | 3.12kb | |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | Grr | Monday | 9:18 am | 2.46kb | |
0 | Jason A.D. | My hero.. | Saturday | 3:19 pm | 3.52kb | |
0 | unknown | Off-Shore Accounts | Thursday | 7:42 pm | 6.46kb | |
0 | The Slatt Man | RE: Checking In | Thursday | 2:13 pm | 9.64kb | |
0 | The Slatt Man | Checking In | Thursday | 9:47 am | 3.03kb | |
0 | department of... | RE: Paperwork | Wednesday | 3:14 pm | 2.94kb | |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | You went to the ER? | Wednesday | 11:04 am | 4.61kb | |
0 | unknown | Refinance your mortgage | Tueday | 10:00 am | 6.13kb | |
0 | Administrator | SPAM Filters | Tueday | 9:59 am | 4.19kb | |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | RE: FWD: Game Night | Monday | 5:25 pm | 1.95kb | |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | RE: FWD: Game Night | Monday | 5:07 pm | 2.48kb | |
0 | Mel Finn | Thought you might like to hear this | Monday | 2:15 pm | 2.24kb | |
0 | Mel Finn | Game Night | Monday | 10:06 am | 5.66kb | |
0 | unknown | Office supplies for less | Monday | 6:17 pm | 3.59kb | |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | RE: Hey, hon | Sunday | 10:08 am | 1.25kb | |
0 | unknown | Career Opportunities | Sunday | 9:56 am | 5.98kb | |
0 | Frank Notaro | Thanks for nothin | Sunday | 9:08 am | 2.33kb | |
0 | Frank Notaro | The Deal's Off | Sunday | 9:05 am | 1.61kb | |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | Checking in | Friday | 12:44 pm | 6.21kb | |
0 | The Slatt Man | Meeting postponed | Thursday | 9:18 am | 4.55kb | |
0 | unknown | Gotham singles wants YOU! | Wednesday | 9:18 pm | 4.51kb | |
0 | Frank Notaro | RE: Gotham Ferry | Wednesday | 3:42 pm | 1.38kb | |
0 | Graham Jallar... | New Webmail Security Meas... | Tuesday | 9:51 pm | 4.81kb | |
0 | Jason Arguellino | Softball Game | Monday | 5:17 pm | 3.55kb | |
0 | Frank Notaro | (NO SUBJECT) | Sunday | 2:03 am | 1.20kb | |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | April Fools! | Tuesday | 6:48 pm | 2.66kb | |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | Sorry, honey | Tueday | 6:45 pm | 3.01kb | |
0 | department... | Report Protocol | Monday | 2:19 pm | 2.67kb | |
0 | unknown | Hungry? | Sunday | 8:27 am | 2.76kb | |
0 | People for Ga... | Our Job Isn't Done Yet | Saturday | 4:40 am | 1.73kb |
Attach | To | Subject | Date | Time | Size |
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0 | The Slatt Man | Goodbye, cruel world | Friday | 4:19pm | 2.16kb |
0 | Jim Gordon | Can't wait to start | Wednesday | 4:12pm | 2.16kb |
0 | The Slatt Man | FWD: Welcome | Tuesday | 8:57 am | 10.57kb |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | FWD: Welcome | Tuesday | 8:56 am | 8.64kb |
0 | Jim Gordon | RE: Welcome | Tuesday | 4:12pm | 2.16kb |
0 | The Slatt Man | RE: Par-TAY! | Sunday | 4:19 pm | 2.11kb |
0 | The Slatt Man | RE: Par-TAY! | Monday | 4:19 pm | 2.09kb |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | RE: Honey? | Wednesday | 6:07 pm | 1.51kb |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | RE: Honey? | Wednesday | 5:41 pm | 7.05kb |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | RE: Honey? | Wednesday | 4:50 pm | .98kb |
0 | Zelda Shoenburgh | RE: Your Missed Appointment | Monday | 12:44 am | 6.50kb |
0 | The Slatt Man | RE: Goin' Crazy - Want To Come? | Wednesday | 7:12 pm | 8.64kb |
0 | The Slatt Man | Goin' Crazy - Want To Come? | Wednesday | 3:46 pm | 6.33kb |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | FWD: RE: Possible Consultation | Thursday | 9:52 am | 9.82kb |
0 | Zelda Shoenburgh | RE: Possible Consultation | Wednesday | 2:52 pm | 4.55kb |
0 | Mom | RE: How do I get on the computer? | Monday | 8:13am | 3.61kb |
0 | Administrator | Email Problems? | Monday | 11:33am | 5.84kb |
0 | Mom | RE: Thanks so much son! | Thursday | 3:29 pm | 5.84kb |
0 | Mel Finn | RE: Game Night | Tuesday | 5:03 pm | 2.44kb |
0 | Frank Notaro | Thanks | Monday | 4:13 pm | 5.61kb |
0 | Zelda Shoenburgh | RE: Possible Consultation | Monday | 11:12 am | 4.56kb |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | RE: Grrr | Monday | 9:47 am | 3.33kb |
0 | Jason A.D. | RE: My hero... | Saturday | 4:51 pm | 2.94kb |
0 | Zelda Shoenburgh | Possible Consultation | Thursday | 4:17 pm | 5.39kb |
0 | The Slatt Man | RE: Checking In | Thursday | 4:16 pm | 3.22kb |
0 | The Slatt Man | RE: Checking In | Thursday | 1:55 pm | 4.79kb |
0 | department of... | Paperwork | Wednesday | 2:08 pm | 3.12kb |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | RE: You went to the ER? | Wednesday | 11:51 am | 4.79kb |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | RE: FWD: Game Night | Monday | 5:22 pm | 2.58kb |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | FWD: Game Night | Monday | 5:05 pm | 7.31kb |
0 | Mel Finn | RE: Game Night | Monday | 5:03 pm | 3.64kb |
0 | Subscription Dept. | Cancel my subscription | Monday | 11:04 am | 4.84kb |
0 | Dr. Tatagliari | Hey, doc | Sunday | 8:42 am | 5.76kb |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | Hey, hon | Sunday | 8:33 am | 2.63kb |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | RE: Checking in | Friday | 1:17 pm | 1.34kb |
0 | The Slatt Man | RE: Meeting postponed | Friday | 10:55 am | 2.81kb |
0 | Frank Notaro | What Gives? | Thursday | 8:03 am | 4.65kb |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | Lova ya, babe | Wednesday | 7:12 pm | 3.88kb |
0 | Frank Notaro | Gotham Ferry | Wednesday | 1:09 pm | 4.79kb |
0 | Frank Notaro | RE: (NO SUBJECT) | Tuesday | 5.52kb | |
0 | Jason Arguellino | RE: Softball Game | Monday | 8:38 pm | 1.54kb |
0 | Frank Notaro | RE: (NO SUBJECT) | Sunday | 2:51 pm | 2.06kb |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | RE: April Fools! | Tuesday | 6:50 pm | 2.79kb |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | RE: Sorry, honey | Tuesday | 6:46 pm | 1.40kb |
0 | Cecilia "Sugar... | FWD: Report Protocol | Monday | 3:07 pm | 7.26kb |
Frank Notaro
April 6, 2008
How the hell do you expect us to meet? I can't go anywhere without being watched by a million different cops, not to mention those lousy goons on Maroni's payroll. |
Look, I'm sorry for the phone call, but I need some answers and I need them now. When can we meet? My schedule is crazy, but I'll make time.
--Barhyte |
April 8, 2008
Hello? I'm not playing around, here. If this stuff you're saying about Harvey Dent is true, I need to know. Get back to me or suffer the consequences. --Barhyte |
April 9, 2008
Gotham Ferry Notaro - I've been trying to get a hold of you all week. We really need to discuss your partner, Cisneros, and the "company" he's been keeping lately. I have a gut feeling that you're one of the good guys on the force, but if you don't help me out, then I'll consider you to be part of the problem. Don't make me go public on this one, or things will get REALLY ugly. Be on the Ferry Liberty at 8pm tonight and meet me on the lower deck. --Barhyte |
April 9, 2008
Re: Gotham Ferry The Ferry? How appropriate for an IA guy. |
To: Frank Notaro
April 10th, 2008 Where were you last night? I took the next ferry like an idiot and you were a no show. Did you get cold feet? The deal was clean, I swear. |
From: Frank Notaro
April 13, 2008 The Deal's Off I saw it. With my own eyes. Best partner I ever had. Dead. What the hell's going on? |
From: Frank Notaro
April 13, 2008 Thanks for nothin Looks like you're out having breakfast or something. I knew I couldn't trust IA to keep my family safe. I'm going to Rossi's Deli to take care of Candoloro myself, don't try to stop me. |
To: Frank Notaro
Monday, April 21st, 2008 I know you probably won't get this message (you SHOULDN'T at least), but I wanted to write it anyway... more for myself, I guess. Thanks for your testimony. If more people decided to do the right thing, no matter how hard it may be, then this city would be a much better place to live. |
Autoresponse – SYSTEM FAILURE – Mail Undeliverable
From: Administrator April 21st, 2008 The following e-mail could not be sent because the address you have for <Frank Notaro> is no longer active. Sorry for the trouble. < |
MCU
RE: Departmental Reassignment
From: Jarret Highview May 15th, 2008 Yes, I did receive your request to leave IA and join Gordon over at MCU. I assure you, your credentials are good enough to pave the way for any transition you want to make in the field of law enforcement and I'll support whatever decision you make, but I must ask why. You're one of the best guys we've got (off the record, of course - I can't show favoritism, y'know?) Just think about it before you interview with Jim. Once he sees your resume, he'll snatch you up in a heartbeat and I hate the idea of losing yet another honest IA detective. --Chief Highview |
RE: Honey?
To: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte May 21st, 2008 Hey, Cel, baby - still not talking to me? |
From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte
No. |
To: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte
Look, I'm sorry I dumped this news on you last night, but I haven't been happy as a pencil-pusher for years - you know that. Major Crimes is exactly where I need to be to do the most good for this city. I'll be fine. Haven't I always taken care of you and Burt? I'd never do anything to jeopardize my life or my family. Call me? --Your favorite husband |
From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte
Just for the record, Burt's not talking to you either, and it's not just because he's a dog. --Your angry wife |
To: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte
I knew you couldn't stay mad at me. Rub Burt's belly for me. Love ya, |
Par-TAY!
From: The Slatt Man May 26th, 2008 Good to hear that Cecilia's finally forgiven you for the fact that you confided in me about your career plans before her. Now, has she forgiven me? Well, I hope so, because I'm throwing you a rager of a going away party this Saturday. You'll be so hungover that you'll still be hurting on your first day of work at MCU next week. Then, they'll fire you and you'll have to tuck your tail between your legs and come back and work with us grunts in IA. That is my plan (evil laugh). Get your liver ready for some major drinking, you major crimebuster you. --Slatteronsky |
To: The Slatt Man
Oh, great - just when Cecilia forgives me for upending our life, now you're throwing me a drink-fest to give her more ammo. What a guy! |
To: The Slatt Man
June 1st, 2008 What did you put in those drinks last night? Oh, yeah - alcohol. How am I gonna start my new gig tomorrow? I hate you. |
Welcome
From: Jim Gordon June 3rd, 2008 Detective Barhyte, I've been hearing great things about our newest crackerjack in MCU and I wanted to extend my warmest greetings. It's going to be an uphill battle, but we're finally assembling the right team to investigate this money laundering plague, bust it up and make Gotham that much safer. Looking forward to working with you, --Lt. Gordon |
To: Jim Gordon
Thank you so much, sir. You don't know what an honor it is to be part of the MCU. I just wish I'd been here earlier so that I could play a bigger part in your upcoming sting operation. But, don't worry - I'm getting up to speed as fast as I can. Great to be here, Lieutenant. |
FWD: Welcome
To: The Slatt Man I just got this e-mail from the big cheese. Jealous? < |
From: The Slatt Man
Me, jealous? Ha. Major Crimes is where dogs go to die, Glenn. You'll never leave there alive - Gordon holds onto the good ones. Anyway, why would I want to work in MCU. Maybe in an undercover op. Watch your back. And get that scum-sucking smile off your face! -- Slatteronsky |
Can't wait to start
To: Jim Gordon June 4th, 2008 Lt. Gordon, I cannot wait to start work over at MCU. I'll be there first thing Monday morning. I know there'll be a pile of paperwork to get thru. Here's to doing real police work, |
From: Jim Gordon
Great. Look for a guy named Atoz when you come in. He'll help you with all the bureaucratic crap we have to get through. |
Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte"
March 31, 2008
Remember when I was telling you about Eugene, that new pencil pusher in the records department? Well, get a load of this e-mail he just sent me: <<<<<<<From: department of records> Can you believe this guy? Get a life, buddy! |
April 1, 2008
Sorry honey When I got home from work today, I found Burt tearing through the autographed copy of your favorite true-crime novel, "The Lieutenant's Way." Then, he threw up all over your vinyl collection. I cleaned up the mess the best I could, but I don't think any of those records will play anymore. Love you, |
What? How did Burt get to the top shelf in my den? That book was irreplaceable. Damn mutt! |
APRIL FOOLS! Burt would never destroy your stuff - he's a good boy! Hope I didn't freak you out too bad. (Still) Love you, |
Oh, geez. I can't believe I fell for that. Guess my mind's on other things. Good one, Cel.
Give Burt a sloppy, wet kiss for me. |
April 9, 2008
Just wanted to apologize because I won't be home until late tonight - got ssome business to do. Stay sexy, |
Checking in
April 11th, 2008 Did you take your heart medication this morning? If the answer is no, then I’m going to meet you for lunch and bring you those "damn pills" (as you call them). |
As much as I’d love to have lunch with you, I already took my meds and I'm booked all afternoon with appointments. When did I call them "damn pills?" You must be thinking of someone else. |
Hey hon
April 13th, 2008 I got a funny feeling about this case I’m working on. Do me a favor and stay out of Little Italy today, alright? |
Why would I go into Little Italy? Are you OK? Call me, weirdo. Love you back, |
FWD: Game Night
April 14th, 2008 < Hey, gang (oops - I probably shouldn't use that term loosely, what with our line < of work - JK!) Don't worry - I already told him we can't make it. Oh, by the way, your mother's really "sick", in case anyone asks. |
RE: FWD: Game Night
Why did you cancel? I think an evening of Chinese Checkers and cheese fondue is just what you need. |
RE: FWD: Game Night
Well, then, why don't you go to Finn's house without me? I’m sure it'll be a blast. |
Don't get smart with me, mister. See you tonight, |
From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte
April 16th, 2008 The doctor's office just called and said they had the results of your test from your ER visit last week. You went to the ER without telling me? It's hard enough being the wife of a cop without worrying myself about that little heart condition of yours. TALK TO ME! |
Honey, don't get all upset about this, but I did go to the hospital on Sunday (was just a little off, no big deal). They changed my dosage and I'm feeling 100% better. I'm going to let you cool off for a bit and then I'm going to call you after my meeting and we'll talk about this rationally.
By the way, it's not like I'm a beat cop, dodging bullets every day. I work in an office (very exciting) - don't get all gloom and doom on me, OK? Love you, love you, love you (I suck up pretty well, huh?) --Glenn |
Grrr
From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte April 21st, 2008 OK, this time I know you forgot to take your heart pills. I tied a small thread to the medicine cabinet and, wouldn't you know it, the thread was unbroken when I checked it! --Cecilia |
RE: Grrr
From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte April 21st, 2008 Wow, looks like we have another detective in the family. Thread on the medicine cabinet? You've lost it, sweetie. Lunch will be great - see you then. --G |
FWD: Welcome
To: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte I just got this e-mail from the big cheese. Not too shabby, eh? --Glenn Barhyte, rock star < |
From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte
Congrats darling! An email from the boss, let's frame it! I knew I made the right decision not marrying Richie. Who cares if he's got three homes? I've got you babe. Sorry I didn't reply sooner - I woke up sick to my stomach today. Maybe it was the conversation about your Mom coming to visit..JUST KIDDING! -- Me |
Work
From: Department of Records March 31, 2008 Just a friendly reminder: make sure to use our new plastic-coated paperclips when fastening your weekly reports. They’re easier on the hands and they brighten up the office, too! Thanks, Eugene Randall |
April 7, 2008
Softball game This Saturday is our annual softball game between internal affairs and the homicide division - IT'S GONNA BE MURDER! Where: Gotham Park, When: 3pm, Why: To teach those mugs who's boss. |
April 7, 2008
RE: Softball game Hey, Diaz - you gonna catch those easy pop flies this time? Otherwise, what's the point of showing up? Oh, right, the beer - I forgot. Just bustin' your chops |
April 8th, 2008
New Webmail security measures I know that we've been having some problems with hackers on this e-mail system, but I've worked out the bugs and everything should be running smoothly now. Remember: don't give your password to anybody - not even family members. |
Meeting postponed
From: The Slatt Man This afternoon's meeting has been moved to tomorrow morning, 8am. Make sure you know your trial schedule for the upcoming month so that we can coordinate ourselves and update the calendar (Cindy told me to tell you all that). |
Re: Meeting postponed
Guess we know who wears the pants in THAT office. Tell Cindy to stop whipping you so hard. |
From: Mel Finn
April 14th, 2008
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RE: Game Night
Hey, Finn - sorry, but we won't be able to make it to game night because Cecilia's mom is really sick. We're probably going to visit her next week. |
Thought you might like to hear this
From: Mel Finn April 14th, 2008 Seems MCU had your boy's diner under light surveillance. Wiretap showed nothing unusual, just phone orders for various menu items. That is, until just before the incident. Check out MCU3932571. It's odd, one caller seemed to know something was ready to go down, but didn't feel like warning anyone... |
SPAM Filters
From: Administrator April 15th, 2008 Several webmail users have been complaining about the SPAM in their account, but that shouldn't be happening. Make sure you have your filter on and let me repeat: DON'T GIVE OUT YOUR PASSWORD! |
Paperwork
To: department of records April 16th, 2008 As per our meeting this afternoon, I am revising last month's interrogation log according to the new filing system. Sorry, won't happen again. --Glenn Barhyte |
RE: Paperwork
Thanks, Glenn. Your cooperation is always appreciated. |
Checking In
From: The Slatt Man April 17th, 2008 Just wanted to check in with you after all the craziness that went down at the Deli. You were in Notaro's head more than anyone - did you have any clue that he was gonna snap like that? --Slatteronsky |
Funny you should mention it, Slatt. I'm feeling mighty guilty about the whole deal. I missed a couple of e-mails from Notaro on the morning of the hostage situation because I went to the doctor's (no cause for alarm - just new prescription, is all). But, what if I'd gotten his messages? I might have been able to talk him down before he freaked out. Maybe Mary Breitup would still be alive if I hadn't screwed up... not to mention her husband. I just don't know anymore.
--Barhyte |
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT blame yourself for what that nutcase did. You've been trying to get Notaro to come clean for months. It's not your fault that you missed an e-mail or that the Ferry was out of order the week before - these things happen. That's life, man.
We're the good guys, remember? Because of your work, you've prevented a lot more innocent victims from getting killed. If you need to talk to someone, CALL ME. And, if I'm not your cup of tea, you might want to talk to the GPD psychologist, Zelda Shoenburgh (no, you're not crazy, but she's great at listening to these cases). Do you need her contact info? --Slatteronsky |
Possible Consultation
To: Zelda Shoenburgh April 17th, 2008 Hello - I'm not sure why I'm emailing you, except that I've been obsessing over a recent case of mine and I might need to talk it out with you (is "obsessing" the clinical term?) - I’m not a head case (or I never have been, at least), so this is definitely not a high-priority thing. Just let me know what your schedule is like in the next few days and maybe we can talk. --Glenn Barhyte, IA |
RE: Possible Consultation
From: Zelda Shoenburgh April 21st, 2008 I'm so glad you contacted me. There's nothing to be ashamed of - everyone needs to talk things out every now and again, especially hard-working law enforcement officials like yourself. What time is good for you? Dr. Zelda Shoenburgh, M.D. |
RE: Possible Consultation
From: Zelda Shoenburgh April 21st, 2008 Thanks, doc, but it was a false alarm. I've worked through it on my own (you probably don't believe me, but it's true). Besides, I'm sure there are a lot of other patients who need your services more than I do. --Glenn Barhyte |
RE: Possible Consultation
To: Zelda Shoenburgh April 30st, 2008 Dr, I was thinking of taking you up on that consultation. A lot of stuff is going on and maybe I should get some of it off my chest. Can we do Friday 1pm? That way I can just use my lunch hour on it. Thanks, |
RE: Possible Consultation
From: Zelda Shoenburgh April 30th, 2008 Glenn, I'm so happy you changed your mind about using my services. I'm looking forward to meeting with you tomorrow so that you can clear your mind, search your soul and discuss whatever's bothering you. Remember: everything you share with me is strictly confidential. All the best, |
Your Missed Appointment
From: Zelda Shoenburgh May 12th, 2008 I am very dismayed that you skipped our session last week. Were you sick? I hope this has nothing to do with the fact that you teared up as you were recounting the Red Sox loss in game 6 of the 1986 World Series. Crying is healthy and sports are a fabulous outlet for your emotions. You have nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, I think we made real progress when you discussed your frustrations with Internal Affairs. When are you planning to transfer to MCU? Have you mentioned your decision to any co-workers? Your wife? Talking helps, Glenn. It helps your heart. See you on Thursday (don't stand me up again, Mr. Man!) - just kidding, I'm not mad. Dr. Zelda |
RE: Your Missed Appointment
To: Zelda Shoenburgh May 12th, 2008 Hey, doc Z - sorry I flaked on the shrink session, but I was tied up with work. It's crazy over here. I promise, I won't miss this Thursday's appointment. BTW, I wasn't crying about the Sox - my allergies were acting up. See, I'm allergic to Bill Buckner and all that talk just agitated me. See ya, |
My hero...
From: Jason A.D. April 19th, 2008 Looks like someone's bucking for a promotion. Notaro's been singing quite a beautiful song - who knew he had been such a fibber on those DA campaign ads? At least he's owning up to it now. Way to crack him, pal |
RE: My hero...
From: Jason A.D. Saturday, April 19th, 2008 Aw, shucks, Diaz - you're making me blush. I can't take all the credit. Notaro's been trying to go legit for a while. Guess he finally got scared enough to actually do it. --Barhyte |
To: Mel Finn
April 22nd, 2008 Hey, Melvin - how was game night? Sorry we couldn't make it, but we'll be there next time, for sure. WARNING: I am one vicious Pai Gow fiend. --Barhyte |
Time to cough up, boys
From: Sylvio Annavariano April 22, 2008 Hey boys. This is Sylvio, head of the Gotham Police Union. Your loyal servant. We're all fighting right now for the Gotham Police salary raise proposition on the June ballot. But we also got to help out a friend. Roger Garcetti, the esteemed District Attorney, needs money. I KNOW that you guys will help out his campaign with, say, 1% of your salary. That's $300 if you're makin 30 thou guys, and so on. We will be checking with the campaign to make sure it all works out. Thanks guys. Sylvio President, Gotham Police Union |
Your Email Account
From: Administrator April 28, 2008 Hey Glenn. I checked out your email account after you expressed some of your concerns about access. There's been absolutely no odd or unusual activity on your account, you can bet on it. If you have any other questions, please don't hesitate to hit me up. Thanks, --Graham Jallardo, GPD technical support |
People for Garcetti
March 29, 2008
Our Job Isn't Done Yet Even though Roger Garcetti is pulling ahead in the race for Gotham DA, we've still got an uphill battle. Harvey Dent is making endless speeches about corruption, change and hope – worse yet, the people of Gotham are starting to believe him. So, please donate to the Garcetti campaign today. If you're a member of the Gotham Police Department, your donation will be noticed! We need to stick together, now more than ever. Your voice in City Hall, -- Roger Garcetti |
Misc
March 30, 2008
Hungry? Then come on down to Rossi's Deli. We've got prosciutto so fresh, you'll think you're inside a pig. Salami, pepperoni, brisket - the gang's all here! |
Cancel my subscription
To: Subscription Dept. April 14th, 2008
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Hey, doc
To: Dr. Tatagliari Just wanted to let you know that I've been having some dizzy spells, so I'm going to the E.R. now. We should talk tomorrow about my prescription - I'm not sure it's doing the trick. Please don't tell my wife about this (she's a worrier). |
Spam
April 14th, 2008
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April 13, 2008
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Refinance your mortgage
From: unknown April 15th, 2008 With all of the recently vacated homes in Gotham, why should anyone pay outrageous mortgage rates? The way we see it, at least you're still alive, right? And living people pay their mortgages on time. Let us help you! |
Off-Shore Accounts
From: unknown April 17th, 2008 Hi, I am a wealthy Prince from the country of Nigeria and I wanted to alert you to the financial burden that I am in. My millions of dollars are locked in an off-shore bank account and I need your help in claiming them. I assure you, I will make it worth your while. Simply give me your checking information and I will transfer these plentiful funds into your account. Then, you can write a check to me and keep a handsome sum for your troubles. Sincerely, |
Hidden Emails
The "msgid=(number)" sometimes skips a number. By putting in the missing numbers, the following emails were found:
You done good
To: Frank Notaro Date: Monday, April 14th, 2008 Time: 7:58 am Size: 5.49kb Even though I won't condone what went down at Rossi's Deli yesterday, I'm glad that the truth is finally out in the open. We can wrap up the loose ends and start moving forward on prosecuting the real rats in City Hall. And we won't be able to do it without you. |
RE: You done good
From: Frank Notaro Date: Monday, April 14th, 2008 Time: 11:14 am Size: 1.23kb So, Dent's off the hook? Guess there's an upside to this whole mess, then. |