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+ | Hey Graham, | ||
+ | I've been experiencing some weird email problems. Sometimes I can't access my email, or it takes a long time to send stuff. Could anything be wrong? Security problems, remote access, whatever? I dunno the lingo but I was worried a little. Thanks. | ||
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|Your Email Account | |Your Email Account | ||
From: Administrator | From: Administrator | ||
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Hey Glenn. I checked out your email account after you expressed some of your concerns about access. There's been absolutely no odd or unusual activity on your account, you can bet on it. If you have any other questions, please don't hesitate to hit me up. Thanks, | Hey Glenn. I checked out your email account after you expressed some of your concerns about access. There's been absolutely no odd or unusual activity on your account, you can bet on it. If you have any other questions, please don't hesitate to hit me up. Thanks, | ||
--Graham Jallardo, GPD technical support | --Graham Jallardo, GPD technical support | ||
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+ | |Goin' Crazy - Want To Come? | ||
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+ | To: The Slatt Man | ||
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+ | May 7th, 2008 | ||
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+ | Hey, Kev. I started seeing that headshrinker after all. Thanks for the recommendation. I don't know if it's doing any good (I'm not really the self-analyzing type), but it can't hurt to try a few more sessions, right? BTW, you want to get some drinks tomorrow night? I have something I want to run by you. Thanks. | ||
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+ | --Barhyte | ||
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+ | |From: The Slatt Man | ||
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+ | Yeah, drinks would be cool. Everything OK? | ||
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+ | --Slatteronsky | ||
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Revision as of 21:05, 10 June 2008
The following is email correspondence between Glenn Barhyte and fellow officers in the Internal Affairs Department.
From: Department of Records March 31, 2008 Just a friendly reminder: make sure to use our new plastic-coated paperclips when fastening your weekly reports. They’re easier on the hands and they brighten up the office, too! Thanks, Eugene Randall |
April 7, 2008
Softball game This Saturday is our annual softball game between internal affairs and the homicide division - IT'S GONNA BE MURDER! Where: Gotham Park, When: 3pm, Why: To teach those mugs who's boss. |
April 7, 2008
RE: Softball game Hey, Diaz - you gonna catch those easy pop flies this time? Otherwise, what's the point of showing up? Oh, right, the beer - I forgot. Just bustin' your chops |
April 8th, 2008
New Webmail security measures I know that we've been having some problems with hackers on this e-mail system, but I've worked out the bugs and everything should be running smoothly now. Remember: don't give your password to anybody - not even family members. |
Meeting postponed
From: The Slatt Man This afternoon's meeting has been moved to tomorrow morning, 8am. Make sure you know your trial schedule for the upcoming month so that we can coordinate ourselves and update the calendar (Cindy told me to tell you all that). |
Re: Meeting postponed
Guess we know who wears the pants in THAT office. Tell Cindy to stop whipping you so hard. |
From: Mel Finn
April 14th, 2008
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RE: Game Night
Hey, Finn - sorry, but we won't be able to make it to game night because Cecilia's mom is really sick. We're probably going to visit her next week. |
Thought you might like to hear this
From: Mel Finn April 14th, 2008 Seems MCU had your boy's diner under light surveillance. Wiretap showed nothing unusual, just phone orders for various menu items. That is, until just before the incident. Check out MCU3932571. It's odd, one caller seemed to know something was ready to go down, but didn't feel like warning anyone... |
SPAM Filters
From: Administrator April 15th, 2008 Several webmail users have been complaining about the SPAM in their account, but that shouldn't be happening. Make sure you have your filter on and let me repeat: DON'T GIVE OUT YOUR PASSWORD! |
Paperwork
To: department of records April 16th, 2008 As per our meeting this afternoon, I am revising last month's interrogation log according to the new filing system. Sorry, won't happen again. --Glenn Barhyte |
RE: Paperwork
Thanks, Glenn. Your cooperation is always appreciated. |
Checking In
From: The Slatt Man April 17th, 2008 Just wanted to check in with you after all the craziness that went down at the Deli. You were in Notaro's head more than anyone - did you have any clue that he was gonna snap like that? --Slatteronsky |
Funny you should mention it, Slatt. I'm feeling mighty guilty about the whole deal. I missed a couple of e-mails from Notaro on the morning of the hostage situation because I went to the doctor's (no cause for alarm - just new prescription, is all). But, what if I'd gotten his messages? I might have been able to talk him down before he freaked out. Maybe Mary Breitup would still be alive if I hadn't screwed up... not to mention her husband. I just don't know anymore.
--Barhyte |
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT blame yourself for what that nutcase did. You've been trying to get Notaro to come clean for months. It's not your fault that you missed an e-mail or that the Ferry was out of order the week before - these things happen. That's life, man.
We're the good guys, remember? Because of your work, you've prevented a lot more innocent victims from getting killed. If you need to talk to someone, CALL ME. And, if I'm not your cup of tea, you might want to talk to the GPD psychologist, Zelda Shoenburgh (no, you're not crazy, but she's great at listening to these cases). Do you need her contact info? --Slatteronsky |
Possible Consultation
To: Zelda Shoenburgh April 17th, 2008 Hello - I'm not sure why I'm emailing you, except that I've been obsessing over a recent case of mine and I might need to talk it out with you (is "obsessing" the clinical term?) - I’m not a head case (or I never have been, at least), so this is definitely not a high-priority thing. Just let me know what your schedule is like in the next few days and maybe we can talk. --Glenn Barhyte, IA |
RE: Possible Consultation
From: Zelda Shoenburgh April 21st, 2008 I'm so glad you contacted me. There's nothing to be ashamed of - everyone needs to talk things out every now and again, especially hard-working law enforcement officials like yourself. What time is good for you? Dr. Zelda Shoenburgh, M.D. |
RE: Possible Consultation
From: Zelda Shoenburgh April 21st, 2008 Thanks, doc, but it was a false alarm. I've worked through it on my own (you probably don't believe me, but it's true). Besides, I'm sure there are a lot of other patients who need your services more than I do. --Glenn Barhyte |
RE: Possible Consultation
To: Zelda Shoenburgh April 30st, 2008 Dr, I was thinking of taking you up on that consultation. A lot of stuff is going on and maybe I should get some of it off my chest. Can we do Friday 1pm? That way I can just use my lunch hour on it. Thanks, |
RE: Possible Consultation
From: Zelda Shoenburgh April 30th, 2008 Glenn, I'm so happy you changed your mind about using my services. I'm looking forward to meeting with you tomorrow so that you can clear your mind, search your soul and discuss whatever's bothering you. Remember: everything you share with me is strictly confidential. All the best, |
Your Missed Appointment
From: Zelda Shoenburgh May 12th, 2008 I am very dismayed that you skipped our session last week. Were you sick? I hope this has nothing to do with the fact that you teared up as you were recounting the Red Sox loss in game 6 of the 1986 World Series. Crying is healthy and sports are a fabulous outlet for your emotions. You have nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, I think we made real progress when you discussed your frustrations with Internal Affairs. When are you planning to transfer to MCU? Have you mentioned your decision to any co-workers? Your wife? Talking helps, Glenn. It helps your heart. See you on Thursday (don't stand me up again, Mr. Man!) - just kidding, I'm not mad. Dr. Zelda |
RE: Your Missed Appointment
To: Zelda Shoenburgh May 12th, 2008 Hey, doc Z - sorry I flaked on the shrink session, but I was tied up with work. It's crazy over here. I promise, I won't miss this Thursday's appointment. BTW, I wasn't crying about the Sox - my allergies were acting up. See, I'm allergic to Bill Buckner and all that talk just agitated me. See ya, |
My hero...
From: Jason A.D. April 19th, 2008 Looks like someone's bucking for a promotion. Notaro's been singing quite a beautiful song - who knew he had been such a fibber on those DA campaign ads? At least he's owning up to it now. Way to crack him, pal |
RE: My hero...
From: Jason A.D. Saturday, April 19th, 2008 Aw, shucks, Diaz - you're making me blush. I can't take all the credit. Notaro's been trying to go legit for a while. Guess he finally got scared enough to actually do it. --Barhyte |
To: Mel Finn
April 22nd, 2008 Hey, Melvin - how was game night? Sorry we couldn't make it, but we'll be there next time, for sure. WARNING: I am one vicious Pai Gow fiend. --Barhyte |
Time to cough up, boys
From: Sylvio Annavariano April 22, 2008 Hey boys. This is Sylvio, head of the Gotham Police Union. Your loyal servant. We're all fighting right now for the Gotham Police salary raise proposition on the June ballot. But we also got to help out a friend. Roger Garcetti, the esteemed District Attorney, needs money. I KNOW that you guys will help out his campaign with, say, 1% of your salary. That's $300 if you're makin 30 thou guys, and so on. We will be checking with the campaign to make sure it all works out. Thanks guys. Sylvio President, Gotham Police Union |
Email Problems?
To: Administrator April 28th, 2008 Hey Graham, I've been experiencing some weird email problems. Sometimes I can't access my email, or it takes a long time to send stuff. Could anything be wrong? Security problems, remote access, whatever? I dunno the lingo but I was worried a little. Thanks. Glenn. |
Your Email Account
From: Administrator Hey Glenn. I checked out your email account after you expressed some of your concerns about access. There's been absolutely no odd or unusual activity on your account, you can bet on it. If you have any other questions, please don't hesitate to hit me up. Thanks, --Graham Jallardo, GPD technical support |
Goin' Crazy - Want To Come?
To: The Slatt Man May 7th, 2008 Hey, Kev. I started seeing that headshrinker after all. Thanks for the recommendation. I don't know if it's doing any good (I'm not really the self-analyzing type), but it can't hurt to try a few more sessions, right? BTW, you want to get some drinks tomorrow night? I have something I want to run by you. Thanks. --Barhyte |
From: The Slatt Man
Yeah, drinks would be cool. Everything OK? --Slatteronsky |
Goodbye, cruel world
To: The Slatt Man June 6th It's over. I can't take it anymore. Now that I'm leaving, I can be honest. I've never liked you Slatts. Never. I just used you. I'm sorry I had to end it this way, but that's the way the cookie crumbles. Don't call me. Glenn |
From: The Slatt Man
You can't get rid of me that easy, buddy. Who else is going to lose all that money to me every week? You paid for my kid's braces! And then there's his college tuition. Nope, we'll be seeing a lot more of each other. Remember, Internal Affairs sees all! Good luck, buddy. Don't forget about the little people. -- Slatteronsky |