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==== Personality Profile ====
 
[[Thehahahatimes.com]] featured some phrases in red circles. By adding the number of letters in each circle and replacing that with a cooresponding letter of the alphabet (ie: 1 letter=A, 2 letters=B, etc.), the website Whysoserious.com/Personalityprofile was discovered.
 
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* Emailing the address humanresources@whysoserious.com caused this reply to be sent:
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See you found my little message.  So, do you think you have what it takes to be a part of my circle of friends?  Are you a backstabbing, self-promoting, ambitious clown who will do anything to prove yourself to me?  If so, the first step of your application process awaits...if you know where to look.
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* A few days later (after the participant had presumably taken the [[Whysoserious.com/Personalityprofile|personality profile]], this reply was sent:
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If you've finished my quiz, then it's time for the next step in the interview process, something to test your aptitude. Spaces count:
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The answer was found by going to the [[Whysoserious.com/Personalityprofile|personality profile love tester]] and using the clues from the email to count out a series of letters. This spelled '''MAUSOLEUM''', which led to '''[[Whysoserious.com/Mausoleum]]'''.
  
A second email was then sent a few days later from <b>humanresources@whysoserious.com</b>, leading the game into [[Whysoserious.com/mausoleum|WhySoSerious.com/Mausoleum]]
 
 
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Revision as of 00:01, 29 November 2007

Personality Profile

Thehahahatimes.com featured some phrases in red circles. By adding the number of letters in each circle and replacing that with a cooresponding letter of the alphabet (ie: 1 letter=A, 2 letters=B, etc.), the website Whysoserious.com/Personalityprofile was discovered.

The site contains a 14-question personality test, which begins with this note:

Before you can work for me, we need to do a little screening.

Are you made up of the right stuff to be one of my clowns?

I'm looking for a certain point of view.

Profileintro.jpg


Questions

Question 1: What is your favorite color?

  • 1: Police Tape Yellow
  • 2: Pumpkin Gut Orange
  • 3: Jugular Red
  • 4: Corpse Blue

Question 2: What large, hierarchical organization have you previously belonged to?

  • 1: the military
  • 2: prison
  • 3: Arkham
  • 4: I am not a people person

Question 3: Do you have any mental illnesses? Check the most interesting.

  • 1: OCD
  • 2: kleptomania
  • 3: chiroteraphobia
  • 4: pseudobulbar effect

Question 4: What do you do when you first wake up in the morning?

  • 1: look in face in mirror, admire that beautiful smile
  • 2: check crime rates in various cities
  • 3: scan headlines in the Gotham Times
  • 4: call Mommy

Question 5: What is the most important attribute in a henchman

  • 1: being ready to give up one's life on behalf of your boss
  • 2: being ready to give up one's life at the hands of your boss
  • 3: always putting on your best smile
  • 4: not asking questions

Question 6: What is your favorite thing to do on a date?

  • 1: attend the latest production of Die Fledermaus at the opera house
  • 2: get makeovers
  • 3: bringing them to see their bound and gagged family member
  • 4: polka

Question 7: What is your favorite music?

  • 1: Yanni
  • 2: whatever they play when they pass out the medication at lunch
  • 3: static
  • 4: I'm more of a visual person

Question 8: What do you search for when searching for love?

  • 1: split personality
  • 2: photogenic
  • 3: good driving skills and an uncanny knowledge of security systems
  • 4: multi-million dollar life insurance policy

Question 9: If you close your eyes, what is the first image that often comes to your mind?

  • 1: The sun coming up over the prison walls.
  • 2: A timer. Set.
  • 3: twisted faces of anguish
  • 4: puppies in a basket

Question 10: What was the most delightful episode in human history?

  • 1: the Hindenburg crash
  • 2: the Titanic sinking
  • 3: the guillotining of French royals
  • 4: the invention of "Mad Libs"

Question 11: Do you have any useful skills?

  • 1: operate heavy machinery
  • 2: audit tax forms
  • 3: drive a school bus
  • 4: pest extermination

Question 12: When is it acceptable to use lethal force?

  • 1: to improve the genetic stock of humanity
  • 2: when you need a little pick-me-up
  • 3: to get someone's attention
  • 4: to instill panic in the teeming, stupid hordes

Question 13: What is the best hairstyle?

  • 1: dyed green smeared with blood
  • 2: fright wig
  • 3: faux-hawk
  • 4: do not tell anybody, but a toupee

Question 14: What is the ultimate purpose of life?

  • 1: to find funny videos and send them to friends
  • 2: to become the worst you can be
  • 3: to expose hypocrisy in a world run by the self-deluded
  • 4: to watch it all burn

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  • After completing the test, a love tester machine tells participants how they did on a scale of "Mime" to "A Scream."
  • A note appears, along with the option to challenge a friend to do better:

Thanks for playing! Your next text will occur in a few days, so keep your eyes open and a smile on your face.

  • Emailing the address humanresources@whysoserious.com caused this reply to be sent:

See you found my little message. So, do you think you have what it takes to be a part of my circle of friends? Are you a backstabbing, self-promoting, ambitious clown who will do anything to prove yourself to me? If so, the first step of your application process awaits...if you know where to look.

  • A few days later (after the participant had presumably taken the personality profile, this reply was sent:

If you've finished my quiz, then it's time for the next step in the interview process, something to test your aptitude. Spaces count:

  • Eighth
  • Sixth
  • Eighth
  • Ninth
  • Ninth
  • Second
  • Fourth
  • Second
  • Third

The answer was found by going to the personality profile love tester and using the clues from the email to count out a series of letters. This spelled MAUSOLEUM, which led to Whysoserious.com/Mausoleum.