Difference between revisions of "Whysoserious.com"

Revision as of 18:29, 27 July 2007

Initially, Whysoserious.com showed the altered image of Uncle Sam (see below) with a countdown timer in the upper right, counting to 10:00AM PDT.

Tired of your miserable, dead-end job? Ready for a change of

pace? Our elite organization is expanding! We're looking for

fresh faces to represent us in an important upcoming negotiation.

You must be 18 or older to apply.

Enjoy a career in a lucrative, ultra high-profile field. Our

associates make their own hours, enjoy great benefits and, in

some cases, work from home.

Do you have what it takes? Qualified recruits must have:

An open mind.

Strong moral compass.

The ability to improvise.

Recruits are encouraged to ask a friend with access to the internet

to help them from home. If you don't have any friends,

consider hiring one.

Tryouts begin when the clock hits zero at 32-42'29.13"N

117-9'40.91"W.

Bring your sense of humor, but don't worry -- we'll

supply the smile.

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