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When logging into Gothampolice.com/secureinternaldocuments as Glenn Barhyte starting April 9, the participant is able to access his webmail.

Inbox (10)
Attach From Subject Date Time Size
0 unknown Gotham singles wants YOU!Wednesday9:18 pm 4.51kb
0 Frank Notaro RE: Gotham Ferry Wednesday3:42 pm1.38kb
0Graham Jallar... New Webmail Security Meas...Tuesday9:51 pm4.81kb
0 Jason ArguellinoSoftball GameMonday5:17 pm3.55kb
0 Frank Notaro(NO SUBJECT)Sunday 2:03 am1.20kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...April Fools!Tuesday6:48 pm2.66kb
0 Cecilia "Sugar...Sorry, honeyTueday6:45 pm3.01kb
0department... Report ProtocolMonday2:19 pm2.67kb
0unknownHungry?Sunday8:27 am2.76kb
0 People for Ga...Our Job Isn't Done YetSaturday4:40 am1.73kb
Sent Items (8)
Attach FromSubjectDateTimeSize
0Cecilia "Sugar...Lova ya, babeWednesday7:12 pm3.88kb
0Frank Notaro Gotham FerryWednesday1:09 pm4.79kb
0 Frank NotaroRE: (NO SUBJECT)Tuesday5.52kb
0Jason ArguellinoRE: Softball GameMonday 8:38 pm 1.54kb
0Frank NotaroRE: (NO SUBJECT)Sunday 2:51 pm2.06kb
0 Cecilia "Sugar...RE: April Fools!Tuesday6:50 pm 2.79kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...RE: Sorry, honeyTuesday6:46 pm1.40kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...FWD: Report Protocol Monday3:07 pm 7.26kb

Frank Notaro

April 6, 2008

How the hell do you expect us to meet? I can't go anywhere without being watched by a million different cops, not to mention those lousy goons on Maroni's payroll.
STOP CALLING ME!
--F.N.

Look, I'm sorry for the phone call, but I need some answers and I need them now. When can we meet? My schedule is crazy, but I'll make time.

--Barhyte

April 8, 2008

Hello? I'm not playing around, here. If this stuff you're saying about Harvey Dent is true, I need to know. Get back to me or suffer the consequences.

--Barhyte

April 9, 2008

Gotham Ferry

Notaro - I've been trying to get a hold of you all week. We really need to discuss your partner, Cisneros, and the "company" he's been keeping lately. I have a gut feeling that you're one of the good guys on the force, but if you don't help me out, then I'll consider you to be part of the problem.

Don't make me go public on this one, or things will get REALLY ugly. Be on the Ferry Liberty at 8pm tonight and meet me on the lower deck.

--Barhyte

April 9, 2008

Re: Gotham Ferry

The Ferry? How appropriate for an IA guy.
Fine - I'll see you there.
--F.N.

Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte"

March 31, 2008

Remember when I was telling you about Eugene, that new pencil pusher in the records department? Well, get a load of this e-mail he just sent me:

<<<<<<<From: department of records>
< Just a friendly reminder: make sure to use our new plastic-coated paperclips when
< fastening your weekly reports. They're easier on the hands and they brighten up the
< office, too!
< Thanks,
< Eugene Randall

Can you believe this guy? Get a life, buddy!


April 1, 2008

Sorry honey

When I got home from work today, I found Burt tearing through the autographed copy of your favorite true-crime novel, "The Lieutenant's Way." Then, he threw up all over your vinyl collection. I cleaned up the mess the best I could, but I don't think any of those records will play anymore.

Love you,
Cecilia

What? How did Burt get to the top shelf in my den? That book was irreplaceable. Damn mutt!

APRIL FOOLS!

Burt would never destroy your stuff - he's a good boy! Hope I didn't freak you out too bad.

(Still) Love you,
Cecilia

Oh, geez. I can't believe I fell for that. Guess my mind's on other things. Good one, Cel.

Give Burt a sloppy, wet kiss for me.
--Glenn


April 9, 2008

Just wanted to apologize because I won't be home until late tonight - got ssome business to do.

Stay sexy,
--Glenn

Work

From: Department of Records

March 31, 2008

Just a friendly reminder: make sure to use our new plastic-coated paperclips when fastening your weekly reports. They’re easier on the hands and they brighten up the office, too!

Thanks,

Eugene Randall


April 7, 2008

Softball game

This Saturday is our annual softball game between internal affairs and the homicide division - IT'S GONNA BE MURDER! Where: Gotham Park, When: 3pm, Why: To teach those mugs who's boss.
B.Y.O.B.
Jason Arguellino-Diaz

April 7, 2008

RE: Softball game

Hey, Diaz - you gonna catch those easy pop flies this time? Otherwise, what's the point of showing up? Oh, right, the beer - I forgot.

Just bustin' your chops --Barhyte


April 8th, 2008

New Webmail security measures

I know that we've been having some problems with hackers on this e-mail system, but I've worked out the bugs and everything should be running smoothly now. Remember: don't give your password to anybody - not even family members.
Sorry for any past inconveniences,
--Graham Jallardo, GPD technical support

Rossi's Deli

March 30, 2008

Hungry?

Then come on down to Rossi's Deli. We've got prosciutto so fresh, you'll think you're inside a pig. Salami, pepperoni, brisket - the gang's all here!

People for Garcetti

March 29, 2008

Even though Roger Garcetti is pulling ahead in the race for Gotham DA, we've still got an uphill battle. Harvey Dent is making endless speeches about corruption, change and hope – worse yet, the people of Gotham are starting to believe him. So, please donate to the Garcetti campaign today. If you're a member of the Gotham Police Department, your donation will be noticed! We need to stick together, now more than ever.

Your voice in City Hall, -- Roger Garcetti

Spam

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