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--Graham Jallardo, GPD technical support --Graham Jallardo, GPD technical support
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 +{| class="quote"
 +|Goodbye, cruel world
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 +To: The Slatt Man
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 +June 6th
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 +It's over. I can't take it anymore. Now that I'm leaving, I can be honest. I've never liked you Slatts. Never. I just used you. I'm sorry I had to end it this way, but that's the way the cookie crumbles. Don't call me.
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 +Glenn
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 +|From: The Slatt Man
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 +You can't get rid of me that easy, buddy. Who else is going to lose all that money to me every week? You paid for my kid's braces! And then there's his college tuition. Nope, we'll be seeing a lot more of each other. Remember, Internal Affairs sees all! Good luck, buddy. Don't forget about the little people.
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 +-- Slatteronsky
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The account

When logging into Gothampolice.com/secureinternaldocuments as Glenn Barhyte starting April 9, the participant is able to access his webmail.

Inbox (54)
Attach From Subject Date Time Size
0The Slatt ManRE: Goodbye, cruel worldFriday4:29pm5.26kb
0Jim GordonRE: Can’t wait to startThursday8:12 am3.45kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...RE: FWD: WelcomeTuesday12:04 pm4.59kb
0The Slatt ManRE: FWD: WelcomeTuesday9:04 am3.61kb
0Jim GordonWelcomeTuesday7:15 am2.61kb
0user unknownTake a bite out of high dental bills!Thursday4:18 pm6.91kb
0The Slatt ManPar-TAY!Monday2:38 pm5.26kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...RE: Honey?Wednesday6:02 pm2.13kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...RE: Honey?Wednesday5:25 pm.63kb
0Jarret HighviewRE: Departmental Reassignment Thursday3:28 pm8.94kb
0Zelda ShoenburghYour Missed AppointmentMonday11:04 am7.58kb
0 The Slatt ManRE: Goin' Crazy - Want To Come?Wednesday7:05 pm1.51kb
0AdministratorSystem MaintenanceTuesday9:29 am3.21kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...RE: FWD: RE: Possible ConsultationThursday10:33 am3.81kb
0user unknownSee the SerengetiThursday7:49 am4.65kb
0Zelda ShoenburghRE: Possible ConsultationWednesday3:12 pm3.18kb
0AdministratorYour Email AccountMonday11:51 am3.79kb
0MomHow do I get on the computer?Sunday11:13am2.05kb
0Prince NakbooPlease help me!Thursday1:29 am6.29kb
0Greta Anne BarhyteThanks so much son!Wednesday11:12 am7.31kb
0Sylvio AnnavarianoTime to cough up, boysTuesday1:11 pm8.01kb
0AdministratorAutoresponse – SYSTEM...Monday4:14 pm6.76kb
0 Zelda ShoenburghRE: Possible ConsultationMonday10:17 am3.12kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...GrrMonday9:18 am2.46kb
0Jason A.D.My hero..Saturday3:19 pm 3.52kb
0unknownOff-Shore AccountsThursday 7:42 pm6.46kb
0The Slatt ManRE: Checking InThursday 2:13 pm9.64kb
0The Slatt ManChecking InThursday9:47 am 3.03kb
0department of...RE: Paperwork Wednesday3:14 pm 2.94kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...You went to the ER?Wednesday11:04 am4.61kb
0unknownRefinance your mortgageTueday10:00 am 6.13kb
0AdministratorSPAM FiltersTueday9:59 am 4.19kb
0 Cecilia "Sugar... RE: FWD: Game NightMonday5:25 pm1.95kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...RE: FWD: Game Night Monday5:07 pm 2.48kb
0Mel FinnThought you might like to hear thisMonday2:15 pm 2.24kb
0 Mel FinnGame NightMonday10:06 am5.66kb
0 unknownOffice supplies for lessMonday6:17 pm 3.59kb
0 Cecilia "Sugar...RE: Hey, honSunday10:08 am1.25kb
0 unknownCareer OpportunitiesSunday9:56 am5.98kb
0 Frank NotaroThanks for nothinSunday9:08 am2.33kb
0 Frank NotaroThe Deal's OffSunday9:05 am1.61kb
0 Cecilia "Sugar...Checking inFriday12:44 pm6.21kb
0 The Slatt ManMeeting postponedThursday9:18 am4.55kb
0 unknownGotham singles wants YOU!Wednesday9:18 pm 4.51kb
0 Frank NotaroRE: Gotham FerryWednesday3:42 pm1.38kb
0Graham Jallar...New Webmail Security Meas...Tuesday9:51 pm4.81kb
0 Jason ArguellinoSoftball GameMonday5:17 pm3.55kb
0 Frank Notaro(NO SUBJECT)Sunday 2:03 am1.20kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...April Fools!Tuesday6:48 pm2.66kb
0 Cecilia "Sugar...Sorry, honeyTueday6:45 pm3.01kb
0department... Report ProtocolMonday2:19 pm2.67kb
0unknownHungry?Sunday8:27 am2.76kb
0 People for Ga...Our Job Isn't Done YetSaturday4:40 am1.73kb


Sent Items (45)
Attach ToSubjectDateTimeSize
0The Slatt ManGoodbye, cruel worldFriday4:19pm2.16kb
0Jim GordonCan't wait to startWednesday4:12pm2.16kb
0The Slatt ManFWD: WelcomeTuesday8:57 am10.57kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...FWD: WelcomeTuesday8:56 am8.64kb
0Jim GordonRE: WelcomeTuesday4:12pm2.16kb
0The Slatt ManRE: Par-TAY!Sunday4:19 pm2.11kb
0The Slatt ManRE: Par-TAY!Monday4:19 pm2.09kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...RE: Honey?Wednesday6:07 pm1.51kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...RE: Honey? Wednesday5:41 pm7.05kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...RE: Honey?Wednesday4:50 pm.98kb
0Zelda Shoenburgh RE: Your Missed AppointmentMonday12:44 am6.50kb
0The Slatt ManRE: Goin' Crazy - Want To Come?Wednesday7:12 pm8.64kb
0The Slatt ManGoin' Crazy - Want To Come?Wednesday3:46 pm6.33kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...FWD: RE: Possible ConsultationThursday9:52 am9.82kb
0Zelda ShoenburghRE: Possible ConsultationWednesday2:52 pm4.55kb
0MomRE: How do I get on the computer?Monday8:13am 3.61kb
0AdministratorEmail Problems?Monday11:33am5.84kb
0Mom RE: Thanks so much son!Thursday3:29 pm5.84kb
0 Mel FinnRE: Game NightTuesday5:03 pm2.44kb
0Frank NotaroThanksMonday4:13 pm5.61kb
0Zelda ShoenburghRE: Possible ConsultationMonday11:12 am4.56kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...RE: GrrrMonday9:47 am3.33kb
0Jason A.D.RE: My hero...Saturday4:51 pm2.94kb
0Zelda ShoenburghPossible ConsultationThursday4:17 pm5.39kb
0The Slatt ManRE: Checking InThursday4:16 pm 3.22kb
0The Slatt ManRE: Checking InThursday1:55 pm4.79kb
0department of...PaperworkWednesday2:08 pm3.12kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...RE: You went to the ER?Wednesday11:51 am4.79kb
0 Cecilia "Sugar...RE: FWD: Game NightMonday5:22 pm2.58kb
0 Cecilia "Sugar...FWD: Game Night Monday 5:05 pm7.31kb
0 Mel FinnRE: Game NightMonday5:03 pm3.64kb
0Subscription Dept. Cancel my subscriptionMonday 11:04 am4.84kb
0 Dr. Tatagliari Hey, docSunday8:42 am5.76kb
0 Cecilia "Sugar...Hey, honSunday8:33 am2.63kb
0 Cecilia "Sugar...RE: Checking inFriday1:17 pm1.34kb
0 The Slatt ManRE: Meeting postponedFriday10:55 am2.81kb
0 Frank NotaroWhat Gives?Thursday8:03 am 4.65kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...Lova ya, babeWednesday7:12 pm3.88kb
0Frank Notaro Gotham FerryWednesday1:09 pm4.79kb
0 Frank NotaroRE: (NO SUBJECT)Tuesday5.52kb
0Jason ArguellinoRE: Softball GameMonday 8:38 pm 1.54kb
0Frank NotaroRE: (NO SUBJECT)Sunday 2:51 pm2.06kb
0 Cecilia "Sugar...RE: April Fools!Tuesday6:50 pm 2.79kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...RE: Sorry, honeyTuesday6:46 pm1.40kb
0Cecilia "Sugar...FWD: Report Protocol Monday3:07 pm 7.26kb

Frank Notaro

April 6, 2008

How the hell do you expect us to meet? I can't go anywhere without being watched by a million different cops, not to mention those lousy goons on Maroni's payroll.
STOP CALLING ME!
--F.N.

Look, I'm sorry for the phone call, but I need some answers and I need them now. When can we meet? My schedule is crazy, but I'll make time.

--Barhyte


April 8, 2008

Hello? I'm not playing around, here. If this stuff you're saying about Harvey Dent is true, I need to know. Get back to me or suffer the consequences.

--Barhyte


April 9, 2008

Gotham Ferry

Notaro - I've been trying to get a hold of you all week. We really need to discuss your partner, Cisneros, and the "company" he's been keeping lately. I have a gut feeling that you're one of the good guys on the force, but if you don't help me out, then I'll consider you to be part of the problem.

Don't make me go public on this one, or things will get REALLY ugly. Be on the Ferry Liberty at 8pm tonight and meet me on the lower deck.

--Barhyte

April 9, 2008

Re: Gotham Ferry

The Ferry? How appropriate for an IA guy.
Fine - I'll see you there.
--F.N.

To: Frank Notaro

April 10th, 2008

Where were you last night? I took the next ferry like an idiot and you were a no show. Did you get cold feet? The deal was clean, I swear.


From: Frank Notaro

April 13, 2008

The Deal's Off

I saw it. With my own eyes. Best partner I ever had. Dead. What the hell's going on?


From: Frank Notaro

April 13, 2008

Thanks for nothin

Looks like you're out having breakfast or something. I knew I couldn't trust IA to keep my family safe. I'm going to Rossi's Deli to take care of Candoloro myself, don't try to stop me.


To: Frank Notaro

Monday, April 21st, 2008

I know you probably won't get this message (you SHOULDN'T at least), but I wanted to write it anyway... more for myself, I guess. Thanks for your testimony. If more people decided to do the right thing, no matter how hard it may be, then this city would be a much better place to live.

Autoresponse – SYSTEM FAILURE – Mail Undeliverable

From: Administrator

April 21st, 2008

The following e-mail could not be sent because the address you have for <Frank Notaro> is no longer active. Sorry for the trouble.

<
< I know you probably won't get this message (you SHOULDN'T at least), but I
<wanted to write it anyway... more for myself, I guess. Thanks for your testimony. If
<more people decided to do the right thing, no matter how hard it may be, then this city
<would be a much better place to live.

MCU

RE: Departmental Reassignment

From: Jarret Highview

May 15th, 2008

Yes, I did receive your request to leave IA and join Gordon over at MCU. I assure you, your credentials are good enough to pave the way for any transition you want to make in the field of law enforcement and I'll support whatever decision you make, but I must ask why. You're one of the best guys we've got (off the record, of course - I can't show favoritism, y'know?)

Just think about it before you interview with Jim. Once he sees your resume, he'll snatch you up in a heartbeat and I hate the idea of losing yet another honest IA detective.

--Chief Highview


RE: Honey?

To: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte

May 21st, 2008

Hey, Cel, baby - still not talking to me?

From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte

No.

To: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte

Look, I'm sorry I dumped this news on you last night, but I haven't been happy as a pencil-pusher for years - you know that. Major Crimes is exactly where I need to be to do the most good for this city. I'll be fine. Haven't I always taken care of you and Burt? I'd never do anything to jeopardize my life or my family. Call me?

--Your favorite husband

From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte

Just for the record, Burt's not talking to you either, and it's not just because he's a dog.

--Your angry wife

To: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte

I knew you couldn't stay mad at me. Rub Burt's belly for me.

Love ya,
--Glenn


Par-TAY!

From: The Slatt Man

May 26th, 2008

Good to hear that Cecilia's finally forgiven you for the fact that you confided in me about your career plans before her. Now, has she forgiven me?

Well, I hope so, because I'm throwing you a rager of a going away party this Saturday. You'll be so hungover that you'll still be hurting on your first day of work at MCU next week. Then, they'll fire you and you'll have to tuck your tail between your legs and come back and work with us grunts in IA. That is my plan (evil laugh). Get your liver ready for some major drinking, you major crimebuster you.

--Slatteronsky

To: The Slatt Man

Oh, great - just when Cecilia forgives me for upending our life, now you're throwing me a drink-fest to give her more ammo. What a guy!
--G to the B

To: The Slatt Man

June 1st, 2008

What did you put in those drinks last night? Oh, yeah - alcohol. How am I gonna start my new gig tomorrow?

I hate you.
--B


Welcome

From: Jim Gordon

June 3rd, 2008

Detective Barhyte, I've been hearing great things about our newest crackerjack in MCU and I wanted to extend my warmest greetings. It's going to be an uphill battle, but we're finally assembling the right team to investigate this money laundering plague, bust it up and make Gotham that much safer.

Looking forward to working with you,

--Lt. Gordon

To: Jim Gordon

Thank you so much, sir. You don't know what an honor it is to be part of the MCU. I just wish I'd been here earlier so that I could play a bigger part in your upcoming sting operation. But, don't worry - I'm getting up to speed as fast as I can.

Great to be here, Lieutenant.
--Glenn Barhyte


FWD: Welcome

To: The Slatt Man

I just got this e-mail from the big cheese. Jealous?
--Glenn Barhyte, rock star

<
< Detective Barhyte,
< I've been hearing great things about our newest crackerjack in MCU and I wanted
< Looking forward to working with you,
< --Lt. Gordon

From: The Slatt Man

Me, jealous? Ha. Major Crimes is where dogs go to die, Glenn. You'll never leave there alive - Gordon holds onto the good ones. Anyway, why would I want to work in MCU. Maybe in an undercover op. Watch your back. And get that scum-sucking smile off your face!

-- Slatteronsky


Can't wait to start

To: Jim Gordon

June 4th, 2008

Lt. Gordon,

I cannot wait to start work over at MCU. I'll be there first thing Monday morning. I know there'll be a pile of paperwork to get thru.

Here's to doing real police work,
Glenn.

From: Jim Gordon

Great. Look for a guy named Atoz when you come in. He'll help you with all the bureaucratic crap we have to get through.


Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte"

March 31, 2008

Remember when I was telling you about Eugene, that new pencil pusher in the records department? Well, get a load of this e-mail he just sent me:

<<<<<<<From: department of records>
< Just a friendly reminder: make sure to use our new plastic-coated paperclips when
< fastening your weekly reports. They're easier on the hands and they brighten up the
< office, too!
< Thanks,
< Eugene Randall

Can you believe this guy? Get a life, buddy!


April 1, 2008

Sorry honey

When I got home from work today, I found Burt tearing through the autographed copy of your favorite true-crime novel, "The Lieutenant's Way." Then, he threw up all over your vinyl collection. I cleaned up the mess the best I could, but I don't think any of those records will play anymore.

Love you,
Cecilia

What? How did Burt get to the top shelf in my den? That book was irreplaceable. Damn mutt!

APRIL FOOLS!

Burt would never destroy your stuff - he's a good boy! Hope I didn't freak you out too bad.

(Still) Love you,
Cecilia

Oh, geez. I can't believe I fell for that. Guess my mind's on other things. Good one, Cel.

Give Burt a sloppy, wet kiss for me.
--Glenn


April 9, 2008

Just wanted to apologize because I won't be home until late tonight - got ssome business to do.

Stay sexy,
--Glenn


Checking in

April 11th, 2008

Did you take your heart medication this morning? If the answer is no, then I’m going to meet you for lunch and bring you those "damn pills" (as you call them).
--Your favorite wife

As much as I’d love to have lunch with you, I already took my meds and I'm booked all afternoon with appointments.

When did I call them "damn pills?" You must be thinking of someone else.
--Glenn


Hey hon

April 13th, 2008

I got a funny feeling about this case I’m working on. Do me a favor and stay out of Little Italy today, alright?
Love you,
--Glenn

Why would I go into Little Italy? Are you OK? Call me, weirdo.

Love you back,
--Cecilia


FWD: Game Night

April 14th, 2008

< Hey, gang (oops - I probably shouldn't use that term loosely, what with our line < of work - JK!)
< It's time for another game night at my place. You bring the wine, I'll bring the
< fun. Get ready for some killer backgammon (there I go with the poor choice of words
< again!)
< --Melvin Finnigity

Don't worry - I already told him we can't make it. Oh, by the way, your mother's really "sick", in case anyone asks.
-Glenn

RE: FWD: Game Night

Why did you cancel? I think an evening of Chinese Checkers and cheese fondue is just what you need.

RE: FWD: Game Night

Well, then, why don't you go to Finn's house without me? I’m sure it'll be a blast.
--G-Dog

Don't get smart with me, mister.

See you tonight,
--C


From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte

April 16th, 2008

The doctor's office just called and said they had the results of your test from your ER visit last week. You went to the ER without telling me? It's hard enough being the wife of a cop without worrying myself about that little heart condition of yours. TALK TO ME!
--Cecilia

Honey, don't get all upset about this, but I did go to the hospital on Sunday (was just a little off, no big deal). They changed my dosage and I'm feeling 100% better. I'm going to let you cool off for a bit and then I'm going to call you after my meeting and we'll talk about this rationally.

By the way, it's not like I'm a beat cop, dodging bullets every day. I work in an office (very exciting) - don't get all gloom and doom on me, OK?

Love you, love you, love you (I suck up pretty well, huh?)

--Glenn


Grrr

From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte

April 21st, 2008

OK, this time I know you forgot to take your heart pills. I tied a small thread to the medicine cabinet and, wouldn't you know it, the thread was unbroken when I checked it!
So, I'm coming to your office for lunch - that's a threat.

--Cecilia

RE: Grrr

From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte

April 21st, 2008

Wow, looks like we have another detective in the family. Thread on the medicine cabinet? You've lost it, sweetie. Lunch will be great - see you then.

--G


FWD: Welcome

To: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte

I just got this e-mail from the big cheese. Not too shabby, eh?

--Glenn Barhyte, rock star

<
< Detective Barhyte,
< I've been hearing great things about our newest crackerjack in MCU and I wanted
< Looking forward to working with you,
< --Lt. Gordon

From: Cecilia "Sugarpants" Barhyte

Congrats darling! An email from the boss, let's frame it! I knew I made the right decision not marrying Richie. Who cares if he's got three homes? I've got you babe.

Sorry I didn't reply sooner - I woke up sick to my stomach today. Maybe it was the conversation about your Mom coming to visit..JUST KIDDING!

-- Me

Work

From: Department of Records

March 31, 2008

Just a friendly reminder: make sure to use our new plastic-coated paperclips when fastening your weekly reports. They’re easier on the hands and they brighten up the office, too!

Thanks,

Eugene Randall


April 7, 2008

Softball game

This Saturday is our annual softball game between internal affairs and the homicide division - IT'S GONNA BE MURDER! Where: Gotham Park, When: 3pm, Why: To teach those mugs who's boss.
B.Y.O.B.
Jason Arguellino-Diaz

April 7, 2008

RE: Softball game

Hey, Diaz - you gonna catch those easy pop flies this time? Otherwise, what's the point of showing up? Oh, right, the beer - I forgot.

Just bustin' your chops
--Barhyte


April 8th, 2008

New Webmail security measures

I know that we've been having some problems with hackers on this e-mail system, but I've worked out the bugs and everything should be running smoothly now. Remember: don't give your password to anybody - not even family members.
Sorry for any past inconveniences,
--Graham Jallardo, GPD technical support


Meeting postponed

From: The Slatt Man
April 10th, 2008

This afternoon's meeting has been moved to tomorrow morning, 8am. Make sure you know your trial schedule for the upcoming month so that we can coordinate ourselves and update the calendar (Cindy told me to tell you all that).
See you then,
--Kevin Slatteronsky

Re: Meeting postponed

Guess we know who wears the pants in THAT office. Tell Cindy to stop whipping you so hard.
--Barhyte


From: Mel Finn

April 14th, 2008


Hey, gang (oops – I probably shouldn't use that term loosely, what with our line of work – JK!)
It's time for another game night at my place. You bring the wine, I'll bring the fun. Get ready for some killer backgammon (there I go with the poor choice of words again!)
How does next week look for everyone? Hit me back with your time constraints.
--Melvin Finnigity

RE: Game Night

Hey, Finn - sorry, but we won't be able to make it to game night because Cecilia's mom is really sick. We're probably going to visit her next week.
Have fun, though.
--Barhyte


Thought you might like to hear this

From: Mel Finn

April 14th, 2008

Seems MCU had your boy's diner under light surveillance. Wiretap showed nothing unusual, just phone orders for various menu items. That is, until just before the incident. Check out MCU3932571. It's odd, one caller seemed to know something was ready to go down, but didn't feel like warning anyone...


SPAM Filters

From: Administrator

April 15th, 2008

Several webmail users have been complaining about the SPAM in their account, but that shouldn't be happening. Make sure you have your filter on and let me repeat: DON'T GIVE OUT YOUR PASSWORD!
Thanks,
--Graham Jallardo, GPD technical support


Paperwork

To: department of records

April 16th, 2008

As per our meeting this afternoon, I am revising last month's interrogation log according to the new filing system.

Sorry, won't happen again.

--Glenn Barhyte

RE: Paperwork

Thanks, Glenn. Your cooperation is always appreciated.
Eugene Randall


Checking In

From: The Slatt Man

April 17th, 2008

Just wanted to check in with you after all the craziness that went down at the Deli. You were in Notaro's head more than anyone - did you have any clue that he was gonna snap like that?

--Slatteronsky

Funny you should mention it, Slatt. I'm feeling mighty guilty about the whole deal. I missed a couple of e-mails from Notaro on the morning of the hostage situation because I went to the doctor's (no cause for alarm - just new prescription, is all). But, what if I'd gotten his messages? I might have been able to talk him down before he freaked out. Maybe Mary Breitup would still be alive if I hadn't screwed up... not to mention her husband. I just don't know anymore.

--Barhyte

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT blame yourself for what that nutcase did. You've been trying to get Notaro to come clean for months. It's not your fault that you missed an e-mail or that the Ferry was out of order the week before - these things happen. That's life, man.

We're the good guys, remember? Because of your work, you've prevented a lot more innocent victims from getting killed.

If you need to talk to someone, CALL ME. And, if I'm not your cup of tea, you might want to talk to the GPD psychologist, Zelda Shoenburgh (no, you're not crazy, but she's great at listening to these cases). Do you need her contact info?

--Slatteronsky


Possible Consultation

To: Zelda Shoenburgh

April 17th, 2008

Hello - I'm not sure why I'm emailing you, except that I've been obsessing over a recent case of mine and I might need to talk it out with you (is "obsessing" the clinical term?) - I’m not a head case (or I never have been, at least), so this is definitely not a high-priority thing. Just let me know what your schedule is like in the next few days and maybe we can talk.

--Glenn Barhyte, IA

RE: Possible Consultation

From: Zelda Shoenburgh

April 21st, 2008

I'm so glad you contacted me. There's nothing to be ashamed of - everyone needs to talk things out every now and again, especially hard-working law enforcement officials like yourself. What time is good for you?

Dr. Zelda Shoenburgh, M.D.

RE: Possible Consultation

From: Zelda Shoenburgh

April 21st, 2008

Thanks, doc, but it was a false alarm. I've worked through it on my own (you probably don't believe me, but it's true). Besides, I'm sure there are a lot of other patients who need your services more than I do.

--Glenn Barhyte

RE: Possible Consultation

To: Zelda Shoenburgh

April 30st, 2008

Dr, I was thinking of taking you up on that consultation. A lot of stuff is going on and maybe I should get some of it off my chest. Can we do Friday 1pm? That way I can just use my lunch hour on it.

Thanks,
Glenn

RE: Possible Consultation

From: Zelda Shoenburgh

April 30th, 2008

Glenn, I'm so happy you changed your mind about using my services. I'm looking forward to meeting with you tomorrow so that you can clear your mind, search your soul and discuss whatever's bothering you. Remember: everything you share with me is strictly confidential.

All the best,
Dr. Zelda

Your Missed Appointment

From: Zelda Shoenburgh

May 12th, 2008

I am very dismayed that you skipped our session last week. Were you sick? I hope this has nothing to do with the fact that you teared up as you were recounting the Red Sox loss in game 6 of the 1986 World Series. Crying is healthy and sports are a fabulous outlet for your emotions. You have nothing to be ashamed of.

Plus, I think we made real progress when you discussed your frustrations with Internal Affairs. When are you planning to transfer to MCU? Have you mentioned your decision to any co-workers? Your wife? Talking helps, Glenn. It helps your heart.

See you on Thursday (don't stand me up again, Mr. Man!) - just kidding, I'm not mad.

Dr. Zelda

RE: Your Missed Appointment

To: Zelda Shoenburgh

May 12th, 2008

Hey, doc Z - sorry I flaked on the shrink session, but I was tied up with work. It's crazy over here. I promise, I won't miss this Thursday's appointment.

BTW, I wasn't crying about the Sox - my allergies were acting up. See, I'm allergic to Bill Buckner and all that talk just agitated me.

See ya,
--Barhyte


My hero...

From: Jason A.D.

April 19th, 2008

Looks like someone's bucking for a promotion. Notaro's been singing quite a beautiful song - who knew he had been such a fibber on those DA campaign ads? At least he's owning up to it now.

Way to crack him, pal
--Jason

RE: My hero...

From: Jason A.D.

Saturday, April 19th, 2008

Aw, shucks, Diaz - you're making me blush. I can't take all the credit. Notaro's been trying to go legit for a while. Guess he finally got scared enough to actually do it.

--Barhyte


To: Mel Finn

April 22nd, 2008

Hey, Melvin - how was game night? Sorry we couldn't make it, but we'll be there next time, for sure. WARNING: I am one vicious Pai Gow fiend.

--Barhyte


Time to cough up, boys

From: Sylvio Annavariano

April 22, 2008

Hey boys. This is Sylvio, head of the Gotham Police Union. Your loyal servant. We're all fighting right now for the Gotham Police salary raise proposition on the June ballot. But we also got to help out a friend. Roger Garcetti, the esteemed District Attorney, needs money. I KNOW that you guys will help out his campaign with, say, 1% of your salary. That's $300 if you're makin 30 thou guys, and so on. We will be checking with the campaign to make sure it all works out. Thanks guys.

Sylvio President, Gotham Police Union


Your Email Account

From: Administrator

April 28, 2008

Hey Glenn. I checked out your email account after you expressed some of your concerns about access. There's been absolutely no odd or unusual activity on your account, you can bet on it. If you have any other questions, please don't hesitate to hit me up. Thanks,

--Graham Jallardo, GPD technical support


Goodbye, cruel world

To: The Slatt Man

June 6th

It's over. I can't take it anymore. Now that I'm leaving, I can be honest. I've never liked you Slatts. Never. I just used you. I'm sorry I had to end it this way, but that's the way the cookie crumbles. Don't call me.

Glenn

From: The Slatt Man

You can't get rid of me that easy, buddy. Who else is going to lose all that money to me every week? You paid for my kid's braces! And then there's his college tuition. Nope, we'll be seeing a lot more of each other. Remember, Internal Affairs sees all! Good luck, buddy. Don't forget about the little people.

-- Slatteronsky

People for Garcetti

March 29, 2008

Our Job Isn't Done Yet

Even though Roger Garcetti is pulling ahead in the race for Gotham DA, we've still got an uphill battle. Harvey Dent is making endless speeches about corruption, change and hope – worse yet, the people of Gotham are starting to believe him. So, please donate to the Garcetti campaign today. If you're a member of the Gotham Police Department, your donation will be noticed! We need to stick together, now more than ever.

Your voice in City Hall, -- Roger Garcetti

Misc

March 30, 2008

Hungry?

Then come on down to Rossi's Deli. We've got prosciutto so fresh, you'll think you're inside a pig. Salami, pepperoni, brisket - the gang's all here!


Cancel my subscription

To: Subscription Dept.

April 14th, 2008


I don't know what wisenheimer signed me up for a subscription to your magazine (which I'm not even going to mention by name), but I want you to stop sending them to my house. It's disgusting. My name is Glenn Barhyte, subscription #78226.
Thanks


Hey, doc

To: Dr. Tatagliari
April 13th, 2008

Just wanted to let you know that I've been having some dizzy spells, so I'm going to the E.R. now. We should talk tomorrow about my prescription - I'm not sure it's doing the trick. Please don't tell my wife about this (she's a worrier).

Spam

April 14th, 2008

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April 9, 2008

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Home alone on a Friday night? Looking for love and finding only losers? Divorced and/or widowed? Then, log on to the biggest hook-up site in Gotham. You'll meet available singles in your area for good times, great laughs and maybe a nice meal. It's all up to you!

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April 13, 2008

Career Opportunities

Would you like to make more $$$ ??? Who doesn't? Just fill out our job survey, take a personality test, give us your social security number and you'll be on your way to financial independence in no time. You might even win a free toaster!

***LINK REMOVED BY GP IT SECURITY***

Refinance your mortgage

From: unknown

April 15th, 2008

With all of the recently vacated homes in Gotham, why should anyone pay outrageous mortgage rates? The way we see it, at least you're still alive, right? And living people pay their mortgages on time. Let us help you!
***LINK REMOVED BY GP IT SECURITY***

Off-Shore Accounts

From: unknown

April 17th, 2008

Hi, I am a wealthy Prince from the country of Nigeria and I wanted to alert you to the financial burden that I am in. My millions of dollars are locked in an off-shore bank account and I need your help in claiming them. I assure you, I will make it worth your while.

Simply give me your checking information and I will transfer these plentiful funds into your account. Then, you can write a check to me and keep a handsome sum for your troubles.

Sincerely,
--Prince M'batoo

Hidden Emails

The "msgid=(number)" sometimes skips a number. By putting in the missing numbers, the following emails were found:

Msg 14

You done good

To: Frank Notaro

Date: Monday, April 14th, 2008

Time: 7:58 am Size: 5.49kb

Even though I won't condone what went down at Rossi's Deli yesterday, I'm glad that the truth is finally out in the open. We can wrap up the loose ends and start moving forward on prosecuting the real rats in City Hall. And we won't be able to do it without you.
--Barhyte

Msg 18

RE: You done good

From: Frank Notaro

Date: Monday, April 14th, 2008

Time: 11:14 am Size: 1.23kb

So, Dent's off the hook? Guess there's an upside to this whole mess, then.
--FN

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