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The site

From the and article in the second issue of The Gotham Times, Maidenavenuereport.com was found. As reported in the article, the site is a tabloid news site maintained by high schooler Zeke Dalwinter. He gathers news from various sources, and his site has become a popular source of information and gossip for everyone in Gotham. Currently, his parents have cut off his Internet connection due to poor grades, so the site will probably not be updated for some time.

(Photo of Harvey Dent) Can This Man Save Gotham? MOOD: PISSY

LISTENING TO: RADIOHEAD
PARENTS ARE ACTING: WEIRD AS USUAL.

GRASS ROOTS VIDEOS PROPEL DENT TO RUN! IS THIS WHAT A DENT SUPPORTER LOOKS LIKE?

GOOD GARCETTI VS NASTY GARCETTI (MARCH 26, 14:03 GOTHAM STANDARD TIME)

GARCETTI NOW:

Acting DA Roger Garcetti vows to run "cleanest campaign in Gotham history" on the same day that Harvey Dent joins the race.

GARCETTI THEN:

(DEC 14) Acting DA Roger Garcetti declares Harvey Dent guilty of murder in the Pie-Die incident where cop Karl Breitup died in a shootout. Money quote: "Dent became responsible for that man's death the first moment he decided to put lives at risk for a good video clip on the evening news."

VOWS TO TARGET MOB BIG SAL MARONI IS ROGER GARCETTI THE WORLD'S MOST PISSED-OFF BOSS FLASH: GARCETTI VOWS "CLEAN CAMPAIGN" AFTER HE ACCUSES DENT OF MURDERING POLICE OFFICER ELEPHANTGATE ESCALATES! ELEPHANT DEFENSE FUND ACCUSES ZOO OF VISHNU-KILLING CONSPIRACY! WOMAN FOUND DEAD IN LIBRARIAN'S BASEMENT ...DEVELOPING SICKO DENTIST PULLS HEALTHY TEETH TO DECORATE OFFICE WALL
SPOILER ALERT!

CAN THIS WOMAN (Photo of Dana Worthington) SWING THE ELECTION?

THE KARNASSIAN FAMILY DEATHS: DID JAKE DO IT? GOTHAM "TRUTHERS" CONTINUE TO INSIST THAT PLANE CRASH INTO GOTHAM TOWER WAS TERROR GRIEF: SPONTANEOUS MEMORIALS ARISE FOR YOUNG GOTHAM ACTOR NICK ADELAIDE SAL MARONI CLOSES DOWN SHARK & DEAN CLOTHING, BUYS $30,000 WORTH OF SUITS DURING LUNCH HOUR ILLEGAL DRUGS WIDESPREAD IN ARKHAM FOR LESS THAN STREET PRICE!
BATMAN ANALYSIS REVEALS: MOST LIKELY TO EMERGE BETWEEN 10PM AND MIDNIGHT BRUCE WAYNE'S LATEST CONQUEST: A HOTEL COCKTAIL WAITRESS? FEAR TOXIN COVERUP? LEAK SAYS HEALTH DEPARTMENT HIDING CASES....DEVELOPING FATHER OF SLAIN GIRL GINA TORTERICCI SEEN AT CITIZENS FOR BATMAN MEETING GOTHAM CITY FINALLY NUMBER 1! HIGHEST SUICIDE RATE IN COUNTRY…HANGING ESPECIALLY POPULAR TIPS? GOSSIP? RUMORS? INTERESTING LIES? SEND THEM!

Contact

Email: tips@maidenavenuereport.com

Connections

Many of the headlines contained in Maidenavenuereport.com are explained in more detail in the second issue of The Gotham Times. The death of "Nick Adelaide" seems to be a reference to the death of Australian actor Heath Ledger who played The Joker. The site also claims that John Tortericci is a member of Citizensforbatman.org.