HELP MY STORE

Poster: JosePH Thursday, May 1st, 2008 at 21:17 Hello, my name is Jose Phillanzo and I own the Gas 'N' Go Stop convenience store right here in Gotham. We have the best nachos in town, so stop by the Stop and try them for yourself! But, I am not here to advertize. I want to ask you for some protection. You see, many teenagers shoplift at my store and I do not know what I to do. What can you say for me?

Poster: CzarLee Thursday, May 1st, 2008 at 21:27 I know the Gas 'N' Go Stop. Me and my girl used to make out in your parking lot.

Poster: JosePH Thursday, May 1st, 2008 at 21:32 That is romantic.

Poster: CzarLee Thursday, May 1st, 2008 at 21:44 I'd love to help. Hey, guys, why don't we patrol the perimeter to prevent a 10-20?

Poster: BriDog72 Thursday, May 1st, 2008 at 21:53 Actually, CzarLee, a 10-20 is a robbery that's already happened. I think you meant to say "10-30" (that's a robbery in progress)

Poster: dark-witness Thursday, May 1st, 2008 at 22:14 Hey! It's the Dougster! How ya been, Bri?

Poster: BriDog72 Thursday, May 1st, 2008 at 22:20 Can't complain. I just want to make sure that everything's on the up-and-up with this stakeout.

Poster: BigEd Thursday, May 1st, 2008 at 22:51 My boot will be up-and-up their keisters if they try to rob Josie's store.

Poster: JosePH Thursday, May 1st, 2008 at 23:18 My name's Jose.

Poster: BigEd Thursday, May 1st, 2008 at 23:29 Whatever. I just can't wait to crack some shoplifting skulls.

Poster: WWBD Thursday, May 1st, 2008 at 23:41 You've been warned before, BigEd. We can't have that kind of talk on these boards.

Poster: BigEd Thursday, May 1st, 2008 at 23:47 You're right - too much talk, not enough rock.

Poster: WWBD Friday, May 2nd, 2008 at 00:02 I hope that's not a metaphor for violence.

Poster: dark-witness Friday, May 2nd, 2008 at 00:04 No, BigEd dooesn't get metaphors.

Poster: BigEd Friday, May 2nd, 2008 at 00:12 I get that I'll metaphor your face if you don't shut it!

Poster: BriDog72 Friday, May 2nd, 2008 at 00:27 Guys, this isn't productive. And if the rat squad gets wind of this, they'll can me.

Poster: dark-witness Friday, May 2nd, 2008 at 00:33 What's the rat squad, Big Bri?

Poster: BriDog72 Friday, May 2nd, 2008 at 00:37 Oh, sorry, I forget that not everyone works for the GPD like I do. The rat squad is what we call internal affairs.

Poster: BigEd Friday, May 2nd, 2008 at 00:44 I'm about to have an affair with some whoop-ass in Jo-Jo's pparking lot.

Poster: JosePH Friday, May 2nd, 2008 at 00:45 Still not my name.

Poster: BigEd Friday, May 2nd, 2008 at 00:51 Look, do you want me to regulate or not? I've got an itchy trigger finger and it needs flexing.

Poster: WWBD Friday, May 2nd, 2008 at 00:56 That's it, BigEd, you're not allowed on this site anymore.

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