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The following are spam messages received by Glenn Barhyte on his email account.

April 9, 2008

Gotham singles wants YOU!

Home alone on a Friday night? Looking for love and finding only losers? Divorced and/or widowed? Then, log on to the biggest hook-up site in Gotham. You'll meet available singles in your area for good times, great laughs and maybe a nice meal. It's all up to you!

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April 13, 2008

Career Opportunities

Would you like to make more $$$ ??? Who doesn't? Just fill out our job survey, take a personality test, give us your social security number and you'll be on your way to financial independence in no time. You might even win a free toaster!

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April 14th, 2008

Don't pay top dollar for that stapler! That would be crazy! And speaking of crazy, we're offering high quality paper at low prices. Get on board the value train. Woo-woo!

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Refinance your mortgage

From: unknown

April 15th, 2008

With all of the recently vacated homes in Gotham, why should anyone pay outrageous mortgage rates? The way we see it, at least you're still alive, right? And living people pay their mortgages on time. Let us help you!
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Off-Shore Accounts

From: unknown

April 17th, 2008

Hi, I am a wealthy Prince from the country of Nigeria and I wanted to alert you to the financial burden that I am in. My millions of dollars are locked in an off-shore bank account and I need your help in claiming them. I assure you, I will make it worth your while.

Simply give me your checking information and I will transfer these plentiful funds into your account. Then, you can write a check to me and keep a handsome sum for your troubles.

Sincerely,
--Prince M'batoo

Please help me!

From: Prince Nakboo

April 24, 2008

Please Sir or Madam I would be mostly grateful if you helped me. I am a prince of a very good Nigerian tribe. I have most recently been left a great deal of money in the United States. But, because of laws in Nigeria, I cannot get to the United States to access the funds. I need your help. The sum is over $50 million, and I would be willing to pay you a fee of $1 million if you could be of assistance. Please respond and I can go into farther details.

Most sincerely, Prince Nakboo

See the Serengeti

From: user unknown

May 1st, 2008

Have you always wanted to experience the beauty of Africa? Taste their local cuisine? Get up close and personal with some of the most exotic animals on God's green earth? Then, plan your trip today with Safari Pete's Discount Nature Excursions.

We put the "serene" in "Serengeti!"

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Take a bite out of high dental bills!

From: user unknown

May 29th, 2008

Don't let the exorbitant cost of orthodontic work get you "down in the mouth" - visit Gotham's premiere dentist, Dr. Tod Petrovia, DDS. He's got the magic touch when it comes to your teeth. Plus, you won't have to spend your life savings to have a life full of bright smiles and healthy enamel.

So, look for the downtown Gotham building with a wacky, oversized toothbrush on the roof and you've found us!

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Travel the World for Free!!!!!!!!!

From: undisclosed

June 11th, 2008

Live the adventure you've always wanted and NEVER pay for hotel rooms again. In this unique vacation opportunity, you invest in a hotel room in every MAJOR CITY AROUND THE WORLD. As part owner, that means you get to stay there FREE of charge.

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Need a BRIDE?

From: Legion

June 14h, 2008

You need bride? We have hundreds of beautiful European women who wish marry American man for fortune and fame. 100% legal and legit! If you seek nice wife who will treat you like man, please for to contact now.

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Important Tax Refund Notice

From: Tax e-vasion

July 5th

You may have heard about the special rebate offered to all tax payers, but did you also know you may be entitled to even more? In fact, this refund may already be avavible for you to spend in any way you see fit! The government, however, does not want you to have YOUR MONEY. Do to an Act of Congress the government is not obligated to inform you of these funds and if NOT CLAIMED within 30 days they revert to the Washington FAT CATS.

Tell Uncle Sam to stay out of your pockets. For only $99.99, our accountants will send you detailed information on hot to collect YOUR MONEY. Visit our website for more!

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