Poisoned Cakes Lead to Delirium

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From the second issue of The Gotham Times:

The Gotham Heath Department declared a "health emergency" today as a rash of poisoned cakes forced several Gothamites into the hospital. The cakes, which were found in dozens of bakeries throughout Gotham, were offered free to unsuspecting Gothamites who believed they were the lucky recipients of anonymous generosity. However, many of the cakes seemed to be adulterated with a mystery compound that led to spasms, loss of bowel control, delirium, and failure of most critical facilities. The Health Department is investigating the incidents, but recommends that for now, cakes should be off-limits for Gotham citizens.

This story references Whysoserious.com/Steprightup, which involved going to bakeries and picking up cakes with cell phones baked inside them. (Unlike the story, they were not poisoned.)

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