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==Fortunes== | ==Fortunes== | ||
| − | + | The phrases in ''italics'' indicate the Joker's comments. | |
| − | 8J - | + | *B4 - You will get your heart's desire. ''Too bad you're an addict.'' |
| − | + | *8J - You will come to the attention of people in high places. ''Like crazed hilltop snipers.'' | |
| − | 8G - | + | *8G - You will live in interesting times. ''Interesting to historians. Like the Black Plague.'' |
| − | + | *1M - You will meet someone tall, dark and handsome who you will share your life with. ''They'll route your bank funds into an untraceable Carribbean account.'' | |
| − | 1M - | + | *3P - You will come into great wealth. ''After an industrial accident. You'll be blind. Deaf. Completely paralyzed. But rich.'' |
| − | + | *3I - Now would be a good time to leave your job. ''Twenty years flipping burgers is long enough.'' | |
| − | 3I | + | *9L - Children will influence a major decision. ''Who knows. You might have married her anyway.'' |
| − | + | *1H - You will have a breakthrough in your career. ''Your boss will take credit.'' | |
| − | 4F | + | *6M - You will have an opportunity for a good investment. ''House of Pies stock is shooting up.'' |
| − | + | *3D - Don't assume you know what is going on at work. ''But yes, there are photos. And yes, they will stand up in court.'' | |
| − | 3L | + | *8N - You will make money, if not for you, then for an organization. ''Like the IRS.'' |
| − | + | *5K - You will unexpectedly need help today, and the response of friends will surprise you. ''They'll take video. Send it to your boss. Your wife. It'll go viral.'' | |
| − | 8D - | + | *4F - Money is heading your way. ''But you're a moving target. Too bad.'' |
| − | + | *3L - Expect a promotion. ''Expect it to be humiliating.'' | |
| − | 2K - | + | *8D - You will soon receive a gift ''If your lawyer calls and says don't answer the door, there's a reason.'' |
| − | + | *2K - You can expect an inheritance. ''One of those genetic things that predict a short and miserable life. It will also explain why your ears look like that.'' | |
| − | 2F - | + | *2F - Someone who currently doubt is telling the truth ''Saying you are the prophet of a new religion won't help. The voices were wrong. They weren't free samples.'' |
| − | + | *6C - Beware of false information regarding a loved one. ''But that thing about the affair? That's true. Sorry.'' | |
| − | 6C - | + | *4N - Beware of unexpected windfalls. ''Vegans are especially flatuent.'' |
| − | + | *9A - A new person will enter your life. ''Your cellmate. The voices will tell him you're a demon. | |
| − | + | *5H - An acquantaince will approach you with a business offer. ''Anyone stupid enough to use a fortune-telling machine will think it's a great offer. You probably date a pagan.'' | |
| − | + | *9H - A small kindness will lead to unexpected benefits. ''After several thousand dollars, things will mostly be okay. Just give up and throw out your mattress.'' | |
| − | + | *6E - Cancel the trip you planned this week ''Take the trip-dysentery. Stay home-salmonella. Either way you lose weight.'' | |
| − | + | *7A - Your star is climbing. You'll be a celebrity. ''The Darwin awards are a kind of fame.'' | |
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9H - "A small kindness will lead to unexpected benefits" After several thousand dollars, things will be mostly okay. Just give up and throw out your mattress. | 9H - "A small kindness will lead to unexpected benefits" After several thousand dollars, things will be mostly okay. Just give up and throw out your mattress. | ||
Revision as of 14:22, 7 July 2008
Text messages sent by Humanresources@whysoserious.com led to Whysoserious.com/Bamboozle, which depicts a Jokerized fortune telling machine.
Clicking one of the 24 buttons causes a ticket to come out of the slot. Each ticket has a fortune and a joke about each fortune from the Joker. Some of the tickets have holes in them. Each ticket also has a number and a letter in the top left corner.
Fortunes
The phrases in italics indicate the Joker's comments.
- B4 - You will get your heart's desire. Too bad you're an addict.
- 8J - You will come to the attention of people in high places. Like crazed hilltop snipers.
- 8G - You will live in interesting times. Interesting to historians. Like the Black Plague.
- 1M - You will meet someone tall, dark and handsome who you will share your life with. They'll route your bank funds into an untraceable Carribbean account.
- 3P - You will come into great wealth. After an industrial accident. You'll be blind. Deaf. Completely paralyzed. But rich.
- 3I - Now would be a good time to leave your job. Twenty years flipping burgers is long enough.
- 9L - Children will influence a major decision. Who knows. You might have married her anyway.
- 1H - You will have a breakthrough in your career. Your boss will take credit.
- 6M - You will have an opportunity for a good investment. House of Pies stock is shooting up.
- 3D - Don't assume you know what is going on at work. But yes, there are photos. And yes, they will stand up in court.
- 8N - You will make money, if not for you, then for an organization. Like the IRS.
- 5K - You will unexpectedly need help today, and the response of friends will surprise you. They'll take video. Send it to your boss. Your wife. It'll go viral.
- 4F - Money is heading your way. But you're a moving target. Too bad.
- 3L - Expect a promotion. Expect it to be humiliating.
- 8D - You will soon receive a gift If your lawyer calls and says don't answer the door, there's a reason.
- 2K - You can expect an inheritance. One of those genetic things that predict a short and miserable life. It will also explain why your ears look like that.
- 2F - Someone who currently doubt is telling the truth Saying you are the prophet of a new religion won't help. The voices were wrong. They weren't free samples.
- 6C - Beware of false information regarding a loved one. But that thing about the affair? That's true. Sorry.
- 4N - Beware of unexpected windfalls. Vegans are especially flatuent.
- 9A - A new person will enter your life. Your cellmate. The voices will tell him you're a demon.
- 5H - An acquantaince will approach you with a business offer. Anyone stupid enough to use a fortune-telling machine will think it's a great offer. You probably date a pagan.
- 9H - A small kindness will lead to unexpected benefits. After several thousand dollars, things will mostly be okay. Just give up and throw out your mattress.
- 6E - Cancel the trip you planned this week Take the trip-dysentery. Stay home-salmonella. Either way you lose weight.
- 7A - Your star is climbing. You'll be a celebrity. The Darwin awards are a kind of fame.
9H - "A small kindness will lead to unexpected benefits" After several thousand dollars, things will be mostly okay. Just give up and throw out your mattress.
6E - "Cancel the trip you planned this week" Take the trip-dysentery. Stay home-salmonella. Either way, you lose weight.
7A - "Your star is climbing. You'll be a celebrity" The Darwin awards are a kind of fame.
