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5K - "You will unexpectedly need help today, and the response of friends will surprise you"  They'll take video.  Send it to your boss.  Your wife.  It will go viral.
 
5K - "You will unexpectedly need help today, and the response of friends will surprise you"  They'll take video.  Send it to your boss.  Your wife.  It will go viral.
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4N - "Beware of unexpected windfalls"  Vegans are especially flatulent.
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9A - "A new person will enter your lift"  Your cellmate.  The voices will tell him you're a demon.
  
 
==Solution==
 
==Solution==

Revision as of 14:17, 7 July 2008

Text messages sent by Humanresources@whysoserious.com led to Whysoserious.com/Bamboozle, which depicts a Jokerized fortune telling machine.

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Clicking one of the 24 buttons causes a ticket to come out of the slot. Each ticket has a fortune and a joke about each fortune from the Joker. Some of the tickets have holes in them. Each ticket also has a number and a letter in the top left corner.

Fortunes

B4 - "You will get your heart's desire" Too bad you're an addict

8J - "You will come to the attention of people in high places" Like crazed hilltop snipers

8G - "You will live in interesting times" Interesting to historians. Like the Black Plague.

1M - "You will meet someone tall, dark and handsome who you will share your life with" They'll route your bank funds into an untraceable Caribbean account.

3I - "Now would be a good time to leave your job" Twenty years flipping burgers is long enough.

4F - "Money is heading your way" But you're a moving target. Too bad.

3L - "Expect a promotion" Expect it to be humiliating.

8D - "You will soon receive a gift" If your lawyer calls and says don't answer the door there's a reason.

2K - "You can expect an inheritance" One of those genetic things that predict a short and miserable life. It will also explain why your ears look like that.

2F - "Someone you currently doubt is telling the truth" Saying you are the prophet of a new religion won't help. The voices were wrong. They weren't free samples.

6C - "Beware of false information regarding a loved one" But that thing about the affair? That's true. Sorry.

9L - "Children will influence a major decision" Who knows. You might have married her anyway.

1H - "You will have a breakthrough in your career" Your boss will take credit.

6M - "You will have an opportunity for a good investment" House of Pies stock is shooting up.

3D - "Don't assume you know what is going on at work" But yes, there are photos. And yes, they will stand up in court.

8N - "You will make money, if not for you, then for an organization" Like the IRS.

5K - "You will unexpectedly need help today, and the response of friends will surprise you" They'll take video. Send it to your boss. Your wife. It will go viral.

4N - "Beware of unexpected windfalls" Vegans are especially flatulent.

9A - "A new person will enter your lift" Your cellmate. The voices will tell him you're a demon.

Solution